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[Jackrabbit]

I have to call bullshit. I don't mean to be unkind but I actually pretended one of my dwarves burst into flames to see the reaction. I wish I had gotten this reaction instead of, "He was wearing fire imp leather" which was sensible and not at all what I was looking for.

[Yanlin]

Yanlin is as dwarven as you can get.

[Hectonkhyres]

Hm. I wonder if he is going to be like my legendary glassworker who spent over five years on fire and didn't die until he tried to wrestle an entire goblin siege alone. I always theorized that it was do to a madscientist-style accident involving a giant magnifying glass.


I'll show them. I'll show them all!
Wait... whats that smell? Something's burning.
YEAGH!

Even more awesome when you consider that, this being underground, the magnifying glass would be magnifying darkness instead of light. A searing, dwarf-burning ray of pure darkness.

[ledgekindred]

Ahahaha that comic is awesome.  thanks! 

I totally don't understand the "I made it up" comment. 

[Jackrabbit]

I once made a topic about my dwarf working, who burst into flames for no apparent reason. I was making it up and people decided it was due to fire imp leather, which does spontaneously combust. What I was really looking for is what you got, people amazed at this awesome occurrence, but instead I got a bunch of people being logical and helping solve my (made up) problem. Bah.

[inaluct]

It's because I was on. When I post, dreams take flight. Or something.

[Jackrabbit]

humbug

[Hectonkhyres]

It's because I was on. When I post, dreams take flight. Or something.

That is because Inaluct here is 90-percent LSD.
If the other 10-percent happens to be bad techno music, he would be an anthropomorphic rave party.

[inaluct]

Aherm. Why thank you, Hectonkhyres. I think you are made of drugs, too. And I am assuming that by "anthropomorphic rave party" you mean a rave party in human form and not a rave party of furries. So thank you for the compliment.

Because I would be worried if 10% of my body being made of bad techno music would make me a furry, because it would mean that I was dangerously close to a terrible fate. Dangerously close.

So close that it would be dangerous.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Oi, why de the dwarvies yu'gna's huv a pret'y 'evy 'english accsent, wot wot?

To make up for every time a dwarf has been depicted with a Scottish accent.

oi whot O we hav heer? thats just noight right, just noight right! it cause Captn Ironblood needs his Crumpets, wot wot!