1) Whoever posts in this thread loses.
2) Whoever posts in this thread the most (and is not the last poster), wins.
3) Posts within 5 hours and 17 minutes of your previous post in this thread don't count towards your tally for winning. They do count towards losing.
4) No post may be edited except for this post. This post might be edited if I want to declare a winner or new rules are made or something. If any other post is edited, the editor loses three posts off their tally for winning each time they edit any post.
5) Double, triple and upwards posting is fine in this thread.
Example:
Mainiac has a million posts in this thread that count towards his tally. A million is the highest score in the thread so mainiac would be a winner. But 3 hours after his millionth post, mainiac makes a new post declaring how awesome he is. No one else posts and mainiac's last post means he loses. 5 hours, 17 minutes and zero seconds later, mainiac makes a new post, saying how dumb his last post was. Neither of mainiacs final two points count towards his tally for winning the game because they were both within 5 hours and 17 minutes of a previous post in the thread. He then edits his million and oneth post to say "lol, I'm an idiot". If someone else were to post, mainiac would no longer be losing for having last post. But his post tally would have decreased to a million minus three.
So, I've currently got the highest tally with one post in the thread. I also have the last post. Everyone: Go!