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Author Topic: Org's RTD game  (Read 12075 times)

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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #75 on: February 15, 2009, 08:16:09 am »

Although the sustenance within elven blood is up for debate,YES HIS BLOOD!
Your petty hatred for Elves will likely be your downfall, since you clearly lack the humility to accept aid from one. I hope you turn into an Elf doing that...
GREAT IDEA!
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Sean Mirrsen

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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #76 on: February 15, 2009, 08:20:38 am »

Oh, right. The E-virus. Developed secretly by the Tower-capella organization in a hidden underground fortress. Transmitted through bites, scratches, and generally anything done by the elves. It makes the victim transform into a mindless tree-hugging pointy-eared cannibalistic monstrosity.
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« Reply #77 on: February 15, 2009, 08:23:32 am »

Actually, I was thinking half elf. Because a half elf dwarf would be funny
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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #78 on: February 15, 2009, 08:25:23 am »

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« Reply #79 on: February 15, 2009, 08:27:02 am »

hehehe
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« Reply #80 on: February 15, 2009, 08:30:38 am »

Hey, I never said it would transform the victim into an elf. A mindless tree-hugging pointy-eared cannibalistic dwarf is just as valid.
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« Reply #81 on: February 15, 2009, 08:32:00 am »

Yea
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« Reply #82 on: February 15, 2009, 09:07:05 am »

But being a dwarf, he'd probably be humping said tree.
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Watermelons are pretty important.

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« Reply #83 on: February 15, 2009, 11:30:37 am »

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But being a dwarf, he'd probably be humping said tree.

With what?  :D

Don't tell me there is a martial mod installed in this one!
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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #84 on: February 15, 2009, 11:40:29 am »

Even then he'd have to be a goblin for that. ;)
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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #85 on: February 15, 2009, 11:54:50 am »

TURN 4

Webadict
I try healing SHADOWdump
[5]You heal Shadow of his bleeding, and pierced lungs.
You are now a Novice Healer!

Nurir Torir
Fine. I'll just have to settle for ripping Mollug's heart out and feeding it to the nearest elf
[5]You grab him, about to tear out his heart, but [5] he dodges!

Aniram
 I'll start a sword fight with Stunty.
[4]You stab at Stunty![6]He dodges, but bumps his head.[5] However, he is okay. [5]He strikes back![1]You try to dodge, but are impaled by the sword! Your heart is pierced! You are heavily bleeding. You are almost dead!
 
Frelock
I grapple Mollug, and cast him into the fire with his precious (Or just down the stairs, if there's no volcano handy).
[5]You wrestle with Mollug! [3] You cant push him, so you punch Mollug, although lightly.[1-1=1(cant go lower)]He cant dodge!He is lightly bruised on his head! [4]He puches back![2-1=1]You cant dodge!You are lightly bruised on your head!

Strife
Just got back from work.

I, using my skill in tying bowline knots and the underwear, create a barrier to the portal entrance (with me on the inside). The barricade will be built with stopping intruders and randomly flying objects in mind.
[1]Your barrier is lacking, a barrier. You fail to make a barrier. And you suddenly have no clothes, except for the underwear.

Emperor
I still think, being a dwarf, I should get +1 for being drunk.

IN MY DRUNKEN RAGE I LASH OUT TO ALL AROUND
[4+1]You strike at Beardy![6]He dodges, but hits the top of the staircase.[4]He is unconscious.

Shadow
|:\

I hate my sickness...

I suck the elf's blood to heal my wounds.
[3]You bite Webadict![4]You suck some blood!Webadict is lightly bleeding! Shadow is now a little taller, and has pointier ears!

NPC Actions
Stunty-Although bleeding, he strikes at Aniram! However, he doesnt strike hard enough!

Beardy-Unconscious

Mollug-He breaks the grapple. He stabs at Nurir Torir. Although he tries to dodge, Nurir Torir is hit.However, he is only lightly bleeding.

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Webadict
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Nurir Torir
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Frelock
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Emperor
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Arinam
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Shadow
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Strife
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Beardy
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Mollug
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Room:has 1 table, 16 chairs, a stair and a tiny hole. Portal to UNDERWEAR!

Arinam might die...
« Last Edit: February 15, 2009, 12:16:14 pm by Org »
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« Reply #86 on: February 15, 2009, 11:59:02 am »

I'm going to retake MY Precious and use it to chop out Mollug's heart. Which shall then be donated to the Feed a Hungry Elf Foundation.
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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #87 on: February 15, 2009, 12:16:38 pm »

*sigh* I heal Aniram as well... I'll probably need more help too.
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« Reply #88 on: February 15, 2009, 12:24:23 pm »

Strife isnt really helping.  ;D

Yeah, no one is really paying attention to the dwarves. Just wait till the next dwarf comes.....
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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #89 on: February 15, 2009, 01:05:13 pm »

Finish off that filthy halfling!
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