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[SHAD0Wdump]

I push Webadict the Pansy Elf down the stairs.While yelling down "Strike down the elf my brothers!".

[Org]

Have I been designated to be hit by all random weapon attacks?

Yes.......
At least your arm wasn't chopped off, like someone else...........

[Strife26]

I attempt to flee to multi-world madness via the underwear portal.

Come on rolls!

[Aniram]

I use a table as a shield and search my pockets for anything usefull.

[Vlynndar]

o_O Well, that didn't last long for me. Was that a subtle hint, perhaps?

[Org]

TURN 3

Webadict

I try and shoot my teeth at the dwarves! Muahaha! We Elves are excellent rangers!

[5]You rip the teeth from your gums and throw them on the dwarves.[6]They clamp down on beardy. He is Heavily Bruised, and is Lightly Bleeding .

Shadow

I push Webadict the Pansy Elf down the stairs.While yelling down "Strike down the elf my brothers!".

[1]You try pushing the elf into the dwarves, but trip and fall into their path.

Nirur Torir

I rolled a 5 and not even a partial skill up? Oh well, I'll just grab my shiny new weapon and defend the ... elf?

[3]You take your weapon and stab Stunty. He is Moderately Bleeding.

Strife

I attempt to flee to multi-world madness via the underwear portal.
Come on rolls!

[6]You jump into the portal, however there is only underwear! HAHAHAHA!

Arinam

I use a table as a shield and search my pockets for anything usefull.

[3]You grab a nearby table, and hold it as a shield.[5]You search your pockets and find a obsidian sword!

Emperor

I find more beer.

[4]You grab the last mug and chug. You are drunk.

Frelock

I'll bash at the dwarves with my mace!

[4]You hit Stunty with your mace.[5]However, as he is tough, it doesn't do anything.

NPC actions
Stunty-Although bleeding, he strikes Shadow. Shadow is struck by the sword. His lungs have been pierced! He is Heavily Bleeding! He is having trouble breathing!

Beardy-Although bleeding, he strikes at Frelock. However, he misses and bashes himself! He is Heavily Bruised!

Mollug-Screaming, a deformed gnome jumps at Nirur Torir from the portal. He tries grabbing Artaruno, which he grabs!

Status
Nirur Torir

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Wearing clothes.
Unharmed
Strong:Bonuseses that you dont know. YEsss my precious..
No longer drunk

Webadict

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Teeth in Beardy
Wearing clothes.
Unharmed
Bonebreakers-+1 to actions that involve using your teeth
Agile:Bonuseses, that might be goodses

Shadow

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Wearing clothes and has a mug.
Lightly Bruised on head. Pierced Lungs. Heavily Bleeding.

Strife

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Wearing clothes
Lightly Bruised on chest

Frelock

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Wearing clothes. Has -iron mace-.
Unharmed

Arinam

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Wearing clothes. Has a obsidian sword, and a table shield.
Unharmed

Emperor

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Wearing clothes. Has a mug.
Unharmed
DRUNK:+1 to dodge and attack rolls and just about everything else....(temporary)

NPC Status
Stunty

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Has a iron sword.
Moderately Bleeding

Beardy

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Has an iron mace, iron mail, and cap
Heavily Bruised,  Lightly Bleeding on left arm.Heavily Bruised on head.

Mollug

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Has his precioussss
Unharmed

Room:Has 1 Table, 16 chairs, a tiny hole on the floor, a portal leading to underwear. There are some stairs, with two dwarves on them.

Shadows almost dead, so Vlynndar might get a character, unless he is healed

[webadict]

A five on the action and a 6 on the throwing and no bonuses? You really hate Elves, don't you?

nd despite the fact he tried to push me down stairs, I try healing SHADOWdump.

[Nirur Torir]

Sometimes, I hate being right. I'll lose my mind completely, and by proving that I have more psychological problems, I'll make Mollug friendly.

[Org]

Webadict, Its been there, look again

Nurir Torir-Mollug wantses your preciousssss

[Nirur Torir]

Fine. I'll just have to settle for ripping Mollug's heart out and feeding it to the nearest elf.

[Org]

Oh and if you dont know he has the Headbeheader.

[Nirur Torir]

You mean to tell me that a deformed gnome is able to wield a newly made dwarven greataxe that it just picked up well enough to threaten an angry, drunken dwarf?

[Aniram]

I'll start a sword fight with Stunty.

[Org]

I wonder if shadow has seen this yet......

[Sean Mirrsen]

...Meanwhile, back at the dark metal cube, a faint THUNK and some loud cursing is heard from behind one of the closed hatches on the wall...

Yes, they don't open from within.