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Author Topic: Org's RTD game  (Read 12025 times)

Aniram

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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2009, 02:47:03 pm »

(I hope I'm not too late)

I walk around looking for windows.



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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2009, 04:35:19 pm »

1 hour, 12 min, and 57 sec and you would have BEEN MINE!!!!!

Starting teh rolling process
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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2009, 04:40:44 pm »

If I can predict things from your signature, I predict much dakka.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2009, 04:42:57 pm »

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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2009, 04:53:52 pm »

Reply to Org:
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #35 on: February 13, 2009, 05:20:21 pm »

TURN 2
All I can say is.........EPIC!

Webadict
I rip out the carpet, devouring it upon its defeat.
[6]You rip the carpet off the ground. Even though it surrendered, and pleaded with you. You ate it. OMNOMNOM. However, under the carpet was a dwarf who came up the stairs(they were under the carpet) the moment you started eating. OMNOMNOM. No more dwarf. After eating the carpet(also the dwarf, his beard, his mace, shield, and armour) your teeth feel stronger.
Bonebreakers-+1 to actions that involve using your teeth

Nirur Torir
Oh, good. I was afraid you'd cruelly slip us some other beverage ... like human beer. For my turn, I'll practice my powers of matter transformation, and turn this table into a two handed *battle axe*.
[6-1=5]Using the wood of the table, your mind pieces together[6] Artaruno(Headbeheader, a masterfully created axe(two handed)). However, your mind powers do not last, and the axe falls, do to gravity. It falls upon Strife.

Strife
[quote author=Strife26 link=topic=30897.msg424120#msg424120 date=1234502
Apology is accepted. I look for a quantum underwear stockpile, or anything else which may be under the carpet.

[/quote]
OH TEH NOES!
DODGE THE AXE:[4]You just barely dodge the axe as it digs itself into the door.
Looking for underwear:[6]You look around, and see a portal, through which you see underwear. LOTS AND LOTS OF UNDERWEAR!. While looking you bump into a table.[4] However you suck up the pain.

Shadow
I start ripping out the floor(stone?wood?or some of that fancy stuff humans sometimes use?)
[1] You rip up wood from the room, making a tiny hole.You hit yourself with a piece of wood.[3] You stop most of it from hurting you.(Lightly Bruised)(there are stairs by the way now too)

Emperor
I use a table to rip up the carpet.

Yup.
[1(cant go any further)]-You hold the table above your head. However, still intoxicated, you drop it onto yourself.[6-1=5]You dodge the table, although still drunk. After that, you aren't intoxicated anymore.

Frelock

I find a weapon.
[5]You see a iron mace in webadicts mouth. You dare grab it........[1]You grab it, but as you get it, webadict clamps down, as he chokes.[3]-However you get out your hand.

Arinam
 
(I hope I'm not too late)

I walk around looking for windows.
[3]-You see no windows, although you see the stairs.........and a tiny hole.

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Two dwarves run at you after seeing what webadict did to their friend.

Dwarfy 1-He is shorter than the other one. Lets call him 'Stunty'. He has a sword in his hand.

Dwarfy 2-He has a big beard. Lets call him 'Beardy'. He has a hammer. He is also weaing and iron cap, and mail.




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Nirur Torir
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Strife
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Frelock
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Shadow
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Arinam
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Emperor
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Webadict
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Room:4 walls.2 tables left.(One was broken). All chairs left. Two Dwarves charging at you by the hidden stairs. Tiny hole in the floor.

Amzing is all I can say. NOW POST!
« Last Edit: February 13, 2009, 05:36:29 pm by Org »
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Nirur Torir

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« Reply #36 on: February 13, 2009, 05:33:38 pm »

I rolled a 5 and not even a partial skill up? Oh well, I'll just grab my shiny new weapon and defend the ... elf? ... Against the dwarves?

...

... Uhh ........ I like fighting. Yea.

... I'll be sure that they get a decent dwarfy funeral.
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« Reply #37 on: February 13, 2009, 05:40:36 pm »

I rolled a 5 and not even a partial skill up? Oh well, I'll just grab my shiny new weapon and defend the ... elf? ... Against the dwarves?

...

... Uhh ........ I like fighting. Yea.

... I'll be sure that they get a decent dwarfy funeral.

Look again. You must have missed it. Look at the status thing.

Oh the irony of it. Elveses, with the dwarveses and their shiny weaponses. Yes, yes my precious. Against the dwarveses. Yesssssss
« Last Edit: February 13, 2009, 05:42:53 pm by Org »
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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #38 on: February 13, 2009, 06:15:56 pm »

I try and shoot my teeth at the dwarves! Muahaha! We Elves are excellent rangers!
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Nirur Torir

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« Reply #39 on: February 13, 2009, 06:16:20 pm »

Coulda sworn it wasn't there before. Anyway, you're scaring me. Are you implying that a deranged and deformed hobbit is going to take my axe while I'm killing pseudo-dwarves? Surely they're not real dwarves; no real dwarf would lose in a 1v1 fight against an elf.
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« Reply #40 on: February 13, 2009, 06:26:15 pm »

Dont worry..there real blood thirsty dwarves.
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« Reply #41 on: February 13, 2009, 06:36:48 pm »

I'll bash at the dwarves with my mace!
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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #42 on: February 13, 2009, 06:53:55 pm »

wait wut

As I'm a dwarf, shouldn't being sober give a -1?

Whatever.

I find more beer.
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Re: Org's RTD game
« Reply #43 on: February 13, 2009, 08:22:38 pm »

COME ON

Please post.
If not posted by 4(pm) tomorrow, I will take over.......and the consequences may be DIRE!

Again. Post or .......................else.
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Strife26

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« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2009, 09:36:48 pm »

Have I been designated to be hit by all random weapon attacks?

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