Alright, and here we we are, hovering above Terra, seeing the end of Round One of Perpetual Nuclear War. Dave, tell the viewers at home what's happened.
Well Tom, each of the nuclear powers begin testing the other capacities, but it appears that there has been an co-ordinated nuclear strike on
New Mordor, after New Mordor launched their assault on Amork Alliance, leaving New Mordor defenseless.
Ashira and
Armok Alliance softened up New Mordor, before
Facist Liberals R Us x100000000000 moved in for the kill!
That's great. Ashira and Armok Alliance each gets 1 War Dollar, while FLRUS gets 2 War Dollars for their superb performance.
I also must commend another triple-tag-team.
The Imperium of the Robot Monster and
Albczechslavannia softened up the defenses of Ashira before
The Tyrgani Alliance removed the last traces of Ashria from the globe! Again, the Imperium and Albczechslavannia gets 1 War Dollar each, while The Tyrgani Alliance gets 2 War Dollars.
What's the situation on Wedige Land?
It appears Wedige Land is still staying alive, with only one City left. Kwane's speech did not sway anybody to get rid of Wedige Land, which was such a shame, since the two people that already nuked Wedige Land won't receive a bonus. Armok Alliance is also in the same position as Wedige Land, only holding onto one city.
Okay then, so now let's look at the scoreboard.
Ashira (Alexhans) {NUKED}
New Mordor (Armok) {NUKED}
Umiman's Feet (Umiman):
3 Cities
2 War Dollars
The Imperium of the Robot Monster (WorkerDrone):
3 Cities
3 War Dollars (2 War Dollars+1 War Dollar Bonus for helping to nuke Ashira)
Armok Alliance (Antioch):
1 Cities
3 War Dollars (2 War Dollars+1 War Dollar Bonus for helping to nuke New Mordor)
The Land of the Atomic Wedgie (SHAD0Wdump)
1 City
2 War Dollars
Albczechslavannia (Karlito):
3 Cities
3 War Dollars (2 War Dollars+1 War Dollar Bonus for helping to nuke Ashira)
The People's Democratic Socialist People's Liberty Republican Republic of The Congo (inaluct):
3 Cities
2 War Dollars
The Tyrgani Alliance (Pandarsenic):
3 Cities
4 War Dollars (2 War Dollars+2 War Dollar Bonus for the FINISHING BLOW on Ashira)
Phascyn (Zaithemaster):
3 Cities
2 War Dollars
NEET LANDu (IndonesiaWarMinister):
3 Cities
2 War Dollars
The Holy Sealand Empire (Duke 2.0):
3 Cities
2 War Dollars
Facist Liberals R Us x100000000000 (Nilocy):
2 Cities
4 War Dollars (2 War Dollars+2 War Dollars for the FINISHING BLOW on New Mordor)
EDIT: This scoreboard isn't exactly completed yet, just wait.
EDIT2: Alright, scoreboard is done. ROUND 2, FIGHT!
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