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[umiman]

Dude, Karlito and I never said we passed his move. It's not a new turn yet.

[Servant Corps]

Oh. But, er...

And I pass this round.

Hm. I guess I can wait 24 hours.

[umiman]

It was a typo. He meant to say, "And I pass this around". Implying the message that we have an alliance. Right Karlito?

[Karlito]

Uh, sure, whatever you say Umiman.

[Pandarsenic]

Karlito, if WorkerDrone and I nuke Umiman first, will you take the two-WD finisher on him?

[umiman]

Why would he need to do that? If you two nuke me, I will simply use my final nuke to shoot you and he'll blow you up. Killing two birds with one stone.

I have no qualms losing. I can't win now.

[Pandarsenic]

That's why I asked him if he'd take you instead. I would, essentially, be making a gesture of trust towards him to give him a chance to be among those surviving to the end.

Karlito: Alternatively, if WorkerDrone would be willing to shoot umiman this turn and next turn, while I sit around and repair whenever umiman shoots at me, would you be willing to join us?

[Karlito]

I will always act in the way that I believe will most benefit the Motherland.  If you want to discuss details, then I suggest we do so in private.

[umiman]

Oh Pandarsenic, you think me so human. My objective is as follows: I want Karlito to win. I am destined to lose. I will work in the way that will best benefit him. If you repair yourself, all it demonstrates is your intention to backstab your own allies, as you are so aft to do, while I shoot WorkerDrone so that Karlito can take the kill and claim victory for us. It is very simple.

You would have no need to repair yourself if you wanted mutual victory. What you said merely proves your intentions. Again, I am sure I am going to lose. There's no denying it. All the calculations indicate that I will lose. I have decided to therefore side with Karlito to secure his victory above all else.

[inaluct]

^{psssst everybody bomb umiman}

[WorkerDrone]

Inaluct, your dead. No talking.

[Pandarsenic]

Fine, then, umiman. Nuke WorkerDrone. I will then, not fearing your retribution, NUKE YOUR FACE for Karlito's benefit.

[WorkerDrone]

Huh?

Edit: Such shifts in my position. What is the Imperator to do?

Go down with all you bastards of course.

Nuke Pandar.

I'll see about you Karlito.

We all will.

[Pandarsenic]

WorkerDrone, you fool, you're at three cities and HADN'T USED YOUR ACTION!

All you had to do was repair!

*Headdesk over and over*

[umiman]

I am glad, WorkerDrone. Truly I am. You have shown that cowards and traitors shouldn't be allowed to continue devastating the land.

I too will assault Pandarsenic when the turn starts.

Also, I want to extend a peace settlement among the survivors. Let us end the conflict so that we may be noble at the face of annihilation.