Suddenly, it feels very ominous in the air... inaluct burts out laughing. He then turns around and stabs Mephansteras, the Hunter! He starts bleeding, calling out for a doctor! Org rushes over and looks at the wound. Relieved, Mephansteras hardly notices Org stab the scapel into his heart.
inaluct then turns on qwertyuiopas, the Child! inaluct dives, but penguinofhonor, the Hammerer, smashes him out of the way!
"I knew it!" he yells! He raises his hammer and smashes it down. He looks under at the now crushed remains of... nothing? inaluct is now halfway across the room by now, sprinting his heart out yelling, "You can't catch me!"
Cheeetar remains frozen, looking at the others. NUKE9.13, a Surgeon, yells at LASD to help him.
"...All I really have are books..." he suddenly looks down abashed. He begins walking out, suddenly walking straight into a swinging hammer, crushing his skull!
"Sorry about that," penguinofhonor yells back to the corpse. He runs past Cheeetar, who clotheslines him! He flips into a faceplant, his hammer landing right on his back, breaking his spine!
NUKE9.13 attempts some emergency CPR on Mephansteras. He shoves Org out of the way, kicking him in the face on the way down. Unfortunately, inaluct gets to him before he can resuscitate, slicing his neck open.
qwertyuiopas looks around at the horror of what's happening. He runs out into the hall and collides with Shades, the Sheriff!
"The Elves!" he said. "Help!"
He noticed Shades was carrying a crossbow in his hands... and it was aimed at qwertyuiopas.
"Shades... you're with th-" The bolt hit him in the face before he finished.
Okay, well, technically it didn't happen like this. Cheeetar chose qwertyuiopas to kill. Penguinofhonor DID kill LASD. But I had already written this so it'll stay.
Anyhow, Elves win. Should I bother with a Round 3?
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Topic: Dwarf Fortress Mafia, anyone? (Round 2 Over!) (Read 66128 times)