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Untelligent

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First artifact in my current fort.
« on: February 10, 2009, 08:52:16 pm »





That oughta leave a nice dent.
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regardless, the slime shooter will be completed, come hell or high water, which are both entirely plausible setbacks at this point.

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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 09:01:16 pm »
I WANT IT NOW!!
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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 09:18:16 pm »
I'm disturbed by how often one of my first couple artifacts in any given fort is a coffin/sarcophagus.  It's like they know what's coming...
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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 09:20:32 pm »
WUT.
Wants it.... wants it... precious.....
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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 09:23:55 pm »
How'd you get uranium? Mod hornblende to be smeltable?
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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 09:26:45 pm »
Triflelobster.

Dwarves come up with the best names.
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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2009, 09:32:31 pm »
Quote from: inaluct on February 10, 2009, 09:23:55 pm
How'd you get uranium? Mod hornblende to be smeltable?

Pitchblende, actually.

I can also make depleted uranium bolts. Masterwork depleted uranium bolts now, I guess.


Yeah, depleted uranium via the smelter isn't very realistic, but compared to the water molecule stretcher I'm building, it seems almost sane.
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Quote from: Robocorn on July 16, 2010, 04:58:02 pm
regardless, the slime shooter will be completed, come hell or high water, which are both entirely plausible setbacks at this point.

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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 01:52:26 am »
If you're gonna have depleted uranium bolts, you need to build an A-10 shaped gatehouse to shoot them from.
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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 03:19:49 pm »
if it hits a uranium sheild will your region become radio active, because if not i'm not interested
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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 07:36:52 pm »
Awesome.  Your enemies will all die slow painful deaths of radiation poisoning.
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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2009, 08:13:18 pm »
Quote from: Remalle on February 11, 2009, 07:36:52 pm
Awesome.  Your enemies will all die slow painful deaths of radiation poisoning.
Before this happens?
"Oh... is that dwarf's hammer glowing?"
"HULK SMASH!"
"OHGODWHATSHAPPENINGHOWDIDTHISGETHE-AHHHG!"
*Crunch*
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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2009, 08:29:19 pm »
Quote from: Remalle on February 11, 2009, 07:36:52 pm
Awesome.  Your enemiesdwarves will all die slow painful deaths of radiation poisoning.

Fixed  ;D
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zchris13

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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2009, 09:17:13 pm »
What is that supposed to mean!!!

Don't point that thing at me!  Hey! Nononononononononoaugh! It burns! IT BURNS!

No, wait. It just stings like a mofo. Nvm.  See you later!

[20 years later]
dwarf Zchris13, legendary mechanic, dies of cancer.
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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2009, 09:30:44 pm »
I'm going to love the next version. If I can add contact poison to any material, I CAN give my dwarves cancer from prolonged use of this shit.
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Quote from: Robocorn on July 16, 2010, 04:58:02 pm
regardless, the slime shooter will be completed, come hell or high water, which are both entirely plausible setbacks at this point.

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Re: First artifact in my current fort.
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2009, 04:04:18 am »
Quote from: zchris13 on February 11, 2009, 09:17:13 pm
What is that supposed to mean!!!

Don't point that thing at me!  Hey! Nononononononononoaugh! It burns! IT BURNS!

No, wait. It just stings like a mofo. Nvm.  See you later!

[20 years later]
dwarf Zchris13, legendary mechanic, dies of cancer.

Well radiation does not burn ... high energy particles do not often hit your heat/pain receptors. Effects are listed here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiation_poisoning#Table_of_exposure_levels_and_symptoms

And of course it can easily demage your DNA in exposed cells and therefore cause tumors and mutations.

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Anyway - that artifact is AWESOME. Envy is making me cry. You are incredibly lucky to get something like this as your first artifact. All my first artifacts are rings, and picolos, etc...
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