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[Xzalander]

... Spend more time planning forts than actually finishing my Magma Spewing Dragon.

[RedKing]

...my wife no longer advocates getting a cat.

[They Got Leader]

...I hate elves now.

[NewoTigra]

"Give me a lever and a place to stand, and I will move the earth."

Now I have to build my next fort so the entire fort map is all supported by 16 supports, then link them up to a lever on top of a tower that goes as high as dwarvenly possible. Then I shall command said lever to be pulled, and rename whichever dwarf goes to pull it 'Archimedes'.

Also I'm now having mixed feeling about whether or not to get a kitten.
On the one hand, it's cute, on the other hand, cats have been proven to be evil, and on the other hand, it's a handy emergency food supply.

[Rowanas]

...I'm on here typing to a bunch of dudes instead of making love to beautiful women. No, that's a lie. If that were really an option I wouldn't be on my laptop right now...

[Count Dorku]

...I take my pet rock to a geologist in order to find out whether it's an economic stone or simply another chunk of Gabbro.

[Aspgren]

I find myself disliking elves.

Even those LOTR or elder scrolls.

[arkraven]

Iridium does not exist in my mind... wait...

[Euld]

... the only goblins I'm afraid of are the ones with crossbows.

[Hound]

...I evaluate the siege defenses of any home I stay in.  Current one is the best, an apartment on top of a movie theater, with a locked gate at ground level as the only entrance.  The stairs/walkway leave a lot of room for firing opportunities and there are two possible backup cutoff points.  Now if I could just get the landlady to allow me to install that drawbridge and magma cannon, we'd be in good shape.

[Satarus]

... I can't think of the story of Babar without memories of those giant murderous killing machines!

[Count Dorku]

...I instinctively scope out the points in every building I enter that I'd have to lock if goblins ever showed up.

[Desu]

... I can properly identify many metals and alloys in real life, such as adamantine and kordamakest, and I know many uses for them as well.

[Lord Dakoth]

I flip through issues of National Geographic looking for a good embark site.

[Skooma]

When I go into IRC rooms the user list looks like nobles standing around in a smoothed room with some biscuits.

@Urist
@Mistem
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+Skooma
+Urist
+Vucar