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[Varnifane]

... I blame all missing socks on dwarves.

[Aseaheru]

i blame that on gremlins. along with missing shoes, pants, shirts, boxers and brains.

[doublestrafe]

I live near a wooded hill. The other morning, instead of an interesting interaction between domestic and wild animals, I saw this:

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[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

I am making a poem about dwarf fortress for a poetry project.

I shall call it.... the ballad of Tatlosgeshak (fishbait)

Good luck with that, you'd probably need to use some non dwarf words because they don't have many important words needed for speech.

I just assume that dwarves used accents instead of all the elven grammar words.

[Spinning Welshman]

I am making a poem about dwarf fortress for a poetry project.

I shall call it.... the ballad of Tatlosgeshak (fishbait)

Good luck with that, you'd probably need to use some non dwarf words because they don't have many important words needed for speech.

I just assume that dwarves used accents instead of all the elven grammar words.

You realise you just quoted a post from 2009 right?

[Mishrak]

I now consider organizing my room into stockpiles.

[Henny]

I am a medium-sized creature dedicated to the ruthless protection of nature.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

I am making a poem about dwarf fortress for a poetry project.

I shall call it.... the ballad of Tatlosgeshak (fishbait)

Good luck with that, you'd probably need to use some non dwarf words because they don't have many important words needed for speech.

I just assume that dwarves used accents instead of all the elven grammar words.

You realise you just quoted a post from 2009 right?

[sarcasm]No, I wasn't aware.[/sarcasm]

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Today I got out of the shower, and it was raining. I was actually confused why I never saw a It is raining massage.

[mate888]

I take care of thiefs the same way I do with Kobolds.
And is not a nice way, it includes angry dogs...

[Dangerous Beans]

i'm tempted to get a tattoo of a purple dwarf surrounded by cats.

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(i like cats and i work as a bureaucrat).

[Iamblichos]

I find myself obsessively checking every store to see if they stock steel anvils.

[itisnotlogical]

The rotary tool strikes the plastic in the plastic bit and it sails off in an arc!
The plastic bit strikes Itisnotlogical in the eye, bruising it!

Itisnotlogical puts on his safety goggles.

[Stalker]

I made a tunic out of my neighbor's skin

[mate888]

I wash my rigth left tooth eye periodically.