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[Bromor Neckbeard]

...I've learned that true motherly love involves tenderly puking into your baby's upturned face, because real parents NEVER set their kids down, even if the sun DOES cause uncontrollable nausea.

...I've realized that the concept of "acceptable losses" is a perfectly acceptable part of the construction industry, and all those hippies at OSHA whining about "safety procedures" and "workplace exposure to hazardous materials" just don't want the megaproject completed.

...I now understand that since there's a waterfall in my dining room, the death of my entire family in the recent flood is irrelevant.

...I know you can vote the bastards out, but it's better to just lock the doors in your Congressman's house and let him starve to death if you don't like the job he's doing.

[Foa]

... I've learned that is okay to have a foreigner ( guy got left behind ) attack a baby in the central plaza, just as long as someone shoots the berserk dick from stealing the baby's barrel.

... I've also learned that nausea is a state of mind, and therefore, you can ignore the dead demon/visitor/friends/animal bodies that are hauled into the central plaza, and are left to rot, because I forget to designate a butchery.

... I think people aren't living to their potential, this include Stephen Hawkins, Albert Eistien ( The speed of light ISN'T FUCKING CONSTANT ) , famous impressionists ( blots of paint, and tendrils of metal, wow ) , Sarah ( can run the mile at 4 minutes ) , town drunk ( can get more drunk ) , our bodies ( 10% of all muscles are at work, and only 10% and below of the brain is at work ( below = in the zone ) ) , the US Gov't ( currently edging towards totalitarianism, it is in plain sight dumbasses, and are trying to get our gold and other valuable elements before the Dollar collapses, if it does ) ...

[Aspgren]

...I have adopted the nickname "BarbedPlanks"

[Zander J]

...I call myself Rith Tongstattoo the Ill Savior of Rims.

[Tsktac]

... Tsktac cancels tubing:carp.
... I dream in ascii (this is fun to remember ).
... I daydream about finding lifes raw files (Imagine humans with [speed:1] or [FLIER]).
... I wonder what dog tastes like (Not like a pet dog... those aren't butcherable).
... In national parks I wonder why the trees aren't named ragednickels the abbey of sunlight.
... When my freind talks about runescape I can't get past the unlimited iron rocks, the trees that grow back in like 2 minutes, the lack of flux, fishing without fear of carp, and how somehow I like dwarf fortress' graphics better .
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[Jinkii]

...The horrific and sudden deaths of everyone i ever knew matters little if there is a well made table in my home.

[woose1]

... I think people aren't living to their potential, this include Stephen Hawkins, Albert Eistien ( The speed of light ISN'T FUCKING CONSTANT ) , famous impressionists ( blots of paint, and tendrils of metal, wow ) , Sarah ( can run the mile at 4 minutes ) , town drunk ( can get more drunk ) , our bodies ( 10% of all muscles are at work, and only 10% and below of the brain is at work ( below = in the zone ) ) , the US Gov't ( currently edging towards totalitarianism, it is in plain sight dumbasses, and are trying to get our gold and other valuable elements before the Dollar collapses, if it does ) ...

Wow... calm down man. Do we have to give you the needle again?

[anomaly]

... I've learned that is okay to have a foreigner ( guy got left behind ) attack a baby in the central plaza, just as long as someone shoots the berserk dick from stealing the baby's barrel.

... I've also learned that nausea is a state of mind, and therefore, you can ignore the dead demon/visitor/friends/animal bodies that are hauled into the central plaza, and are left to rot, because I forget to designate a butchery.

... I think people aren't living to their potential, this include Stephen Hawkins, Albert Eistien ( The speed of light ISN'T FUCKING CONSTANT ) , famous impressionists ( blots of paint, and tendrils of metal, wow ) , Sarah ( can run the mile at 4 minutes ) , town drunk ( can get more drunk ) , our bodies ( 10% of all muscles are at work, and only 10% and below of the brain is at work ( below = in the zone ) ) , the US Gov't ( currently edging towards totalitarianism, it is in plain sight dumbasses, and are trying to get our gold and other valuable elements before the Dollar collapses, if it does ) ...

whatever 'potential' means.  here we are, playing dwarf fort...

[Lord_Shadow]

You have made up a defensive plan for your town, that includes nessecary supplies, cost, and plans for underground mines, halls, bedrooms, ect.

You have every used the line HOLY GOD OF CARP, to show extreme fear...

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I just killed my brother to make this really cool totem.

[xRedster]

I made bluepprints for magma and water traps for in my garden and proceeded to dig them out.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

You have made up a defensive plan for your town, that includes nessecary supplies, cost, and plans for underground mines, halls, bedrooms, ect.

You have every used the line HOLY GOD OF CARP, to show extreme fear...

Oh god I'm so guilty.
I'm also mortally afraid of THIS symbol:

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[Emperor Iones]

I insist that Obsidian chairs can be made.

[Duke 2.0]

I insist that Obsidian chairs can be made.

I insist chalk doors can be made.

[Ririka]

...I write "Fish" instead of "α".