Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[tigrex]

... I get a strange mood, claim a random desk at work, and start making an artifact accounting report.  I usually go berserk because there aren't any green paper clips on the map.

[Vieto]

... I have a row of cage traps outside my door.

[sonerohi]

I kill, eat, skin, and make mittens out of any non-neutered cats.

Any time someone mentions magma, I have to get out my blueprints for a tower made entirely out of magma. No support walls or crap like that. Just magic, and lava.

[Staldur]

... Immediately panic when I see someone light a cigarette near a beer keg...

[Zorgn]

...Sunlight makes me vomit.

[Duke 2.0]

...I get disgusted by snakes, and try to milk them for fire.

[Gorjo MacGrymm]

...my coworkers locked me in my office when I told them I was in one of my "moods....

[Homez]

...I carve masterful engravings of my boss' rise to power in my cubicle.

[Vieto]

... I am no longer punishable because I am a legendary miner.

[ToonyMan]

...I live.

[DennyTom]

... I have not slept the third night and I am sleeping after lunch instead.

[Eagle]

...I look around at neighborhoods and put together rough estimates for the time and materials needed to make it secure from attack.

[Foa]

... I've desided to go into architecture, and mechanics, and computing, so I can, make my forts, the fucking shit.

And Literature, so I can make catchier entity names, laborer masons ain't busting mustard.

...I carve masterful engravings of my boss' rise to power in my cubicle.

Lol

[SheepishOne]

...I can't understand how people can milk cows. How do they hold those behemoths in their tiny human hands?

[Foa]

... I've started thinking about Hunting, my immigrant nooblet hunter can hunt down fire imps, and haul dead flaming imps, while on fire, and and still maintain happiness.