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Hitty40

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #915 on: September 29, 2011, 08:05:38 am »
Because of DF, I now enjoy recently slaughtering someone.
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Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #916 on: September 29, 2011, 10:25:58 am »
I just realized that Nether-cap wood would be awesome for cooling an overclocked computer.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #917 on: September 30, 2011, 02:17:34 am »
Quote from: ZeroSumHappiness on September 29, 2011, 10:25:58 am
I just realized that Nether-cap wood would be awesome for cooling an overclocked computer.

Wooden Computers. That would really annoy the hippies tree-huggers. Good idea.
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Mitchewawa

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #918 on: September 30, 2011, 02:43:21 am »
...my sense of humour has significantly darkened.

I'm also starting to see the good side of communism.
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geail

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #919 on: September 30, 2011, 10:49:28 am »
...I installed waist-deep pools of water just outside of my doors to ensure I don't bring any contaminants inside
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #920 on: May 06, 2012, 01:25:11 pm »
when someone says 'DAWW A BADGER' I wield my bowie and prepare for a fight
or scream and run if I'm unarmed

resurrection, just because


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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #921 on: May 06, 2012, 03:17:30 pm »
Because of DF....

I take whatever i wan't from stores because economy isn't fixed yet....... didint work out well
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WHEN POSSIBLE, I PREFER TO CONSUME YOUR FACE.

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #922 on: May 06, 2012, 03:28:10 pm »
I getting a major in geology. Pays pretty darn well these days too. Helps that I also grew up on Oahu for nearly all my life, and went to go see Mauna Kea numerous times.
The ancient Hawaiians incidentally weaponized magma too.
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This is Dwarf Fortress. Where torture, enslavement, and murder are not only tolerable hobbies, but considered dwarfdatory.

Eric Blank

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #923 on: May 06, 2012, 04:47:55 pm »
I'm passing my geology classes and failing psychology and communications! Perfectly drofy! :D
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Hanslanda

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #924 on: May 06, 2012, 06:38:24 pm »
Because of Dwarf Fortress, I know the quickest way to win any fight is to break their knee, and back up until they pass out from pain, then kick them in the head.

I looked up Thrips.

When someone gets mad, I think '____ cancels action: Throwing Tantrum.'
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

Kassil

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #925 on: May 13, 2012, 09:40:20 am »
I have, occasionally, slipped into narration mode. "Kassil cancels action: Too tired."
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 10, 2012, 01:28:35 pm
Wheelbarrows with wheels are inferior to the true wheelbarrow.
you mean elves with loads of stone loaded onto their backs while walking on their hands with dwarves holding their legs to guide them?

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #926 on: May 13, 2012, 09:44:23 am »
Because of Dwarf Fortress... I'm never getting laid again.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #927 on: May 13, 2012, 09:45:29 am »
Quote from: Hamsmagoo on May 13, 2012, 09:44:23 am
Because of Dwarf Fortress... I'm never getting laid again.

Pshaw.
You just have to find someone who can tolerate/enjoy the dementia DF causes.
My fiancee finds my occasional rages at dumb dorfs to be quite entertaining.
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Quote from: saltmummy626 on June 10, 2012, 02:56:53 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 10, 2012, 01:28:35 pm
Wheelbarrows with wheels are inferior to the true wheelbarrow.
you mean elves with loads of stone loaded onto their backs while walking on their hands with dwarves holding their legs to guide them?

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #928 on: May 13, 2012, 12:11:07 pm »
Quote from: Mitchewawa on September 30, 2011, 02:43:21 am
I'm also starting to see the good side of communism.
MUHAHAHA!
Oh and on topic:
Because of Dwarf Fortress, I now de-value the lives of others, and put booze first.
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Quote from: qoonpooka on January 11, 2011, 09:29:03 am
This is an enscribed adamantine dwarf-leg hammer.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes OF SHEER AWESOMENESS.

Hanslanda

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #929 on: May 13, 2012, 02:12:37 pm »
Booze wasn't always first? :P
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.
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