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[Malarauko]

I believe a wrestling class will give me the ability to punch someones torso off.

[Spaghetti]

I bought an axe anvil made my own charcoal making furnace starting to do some forge work. Didnt do very well lol but was pretty damm fun.

[UristMcHuman]

... I have developed minor cave adaptation by sitting in front of this darned computer all day each day.

... I want to live in one.

... I have developed a fear of Giant Cave Spiders.

... I want to go out to the Rockies and carve my own [CAVE_DETAILED].

... I wonder why Dwarves, Elves, Goblins and Kobolds don't exist aren't seen in the real world.

[Gabeux]

.. I now adapt every Administration class / Human Resources class (which I don't understand why I should have since I'm on Computer Science 3-year tech course), to a Dwarf Fortress Overseer Class.

Teacher says: "If your employees are not motivated, production will be low, and costs will be high"
My mind interprets: "If your dwarves are unhappy, they will stop working, and tantrum occurances will be high"

[nerdyboy321123]

I'm reading the b12 forums on this long car ride instead of a book

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You got internet how?

Smartphone, probably.

Ah, I forgot about that.

Yeah, it's new, surprisingly cheap too. Also, to add to the list, because of dwarf fortress, I set it to remember my password on the b12 forums before adding contacts.

[Umune]

Lava, TvTropes, microcline, badgers, and TvTropes. (WHY, TVTROPES!?)

[lishain]

...I made myself iron socks menacing with the the spikes of iron.
...Afraid to go to the circus.

[andyman564]

... i hear the DF background music whenever i approach any computer.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

. . . I used lava/magma to fix any issues in other games.
Typically, it doesn't work works quite well.

[Crazy Cow]

... i hear the DF background music whenever i approach any computer.

LIES! NO MORTAL CAN REMEMBER WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE!

... I was playing scrabble and put down "andesite." My brother called BS, I called Wikipedia. I'm tempted to sign up for a geology class just to see if my "knowledge" is applicable to real life in any way.

[Eoganachta]

.. I now adapt every Administration class / Human Resources class (which I don't understand why I should have since I'm on Computer Science 3-year tech course), to a Dwarf Fortress Overseer Class.

Teacher says: "If your employees are not motivated, production will be low, and costs will be high"
My mind interprets: "If your dwarves are unhappy, they will stop working, and tantrum occurances will be high"

Df in the workplace FTW!
The computer moniter strikes Urist McProgrammer in the head, breaking the bone and tearing the brain.
Urist McProgrammer has been struck down.
Urist McMoniterThrower has been stood down.

[Gamerlord]

... I wonder if socks made out of steel wool would feel like socks of adamantine 
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... must try it...

[Loof]

When I watched that Futurama episode about Fry's dog I couldn't stop wondering if Dolomite really was magma-proof.

[dragoncurse]

I wonder what flavor is mermaid meat.

[ShadowBroker]

...everytime i walk an unusal way to get to somewhere (like through buildings) i call it a pathfinding error
...i break down buildings and map out how i would build them