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[Beardless]

That seems almost delicious when you compare it to the kitten tallow biscuits i had for lunch.

That would just taste like butter.

"I can't believe it's not butter!"

Have you ever eaten biscuits made entirely of butter? Yeah, I think I'd rather have just about anything else.

[Keldane]

Because of DF I look at random friendly animals and wonder what they would taste like as sweetbread.

You realize sweetbread is the urine producing kidneys... right?

lol.

Sweetbread:
1.
Also called stomach sweetbread. the pancreas of an animal, especially a calf or a lamb, used for food.
2.
Also called neck sweetbread, throat sweetbread. the thymus gland of such an animal, used for food.

Not necessarily kidneys from a technical standpoint, although I'm sure some people do call kidneys by such a name when preparing them as food.

Because of Dwarf Fortress, I regularly have the overwhelming urge to attempt to build a castle, which would be both my home and my workplace, and able to house up to one hundred and ninety-nine other people who would also live self-sufficiently within its walls.

[iyaerP]

That seems almost delicious when you compare it to the kitten tallow biscuits i had for lunch.

That would just taste like butter.

"I can't believe it's not butter!"

Have you ever eaten biscuits made entirely of butter? Yeah, I think I'd rather have just about anything else.

They're called croissants.



This is a kitten tallow croissant. It is composed of finely minced goat milk butter, finely ground cave wheat flour, dwarven rum, and finely minced kitten tallow.

[scout890]

I frequently search up how to dig tunnels and build below ground level shelters. Also I desire a pick axe or a collapsible shovel.

[Syrup Roast]

Whenever any mildly significant action occurs, I shout DF combat announcements. Writing, for instance: The Human stabs the Pencil into the Paper, jamming the graphite into the plant fiber!

The homework has been knocked unconscious.

[Mantonio]

I'm tempted to do what Terry Pratchett did.

http://www.geekosystem.com/terry-pratchett-sword/

[SirHoneyBadger]

I'm tempted to do what Terry Pratchett did.

http://www.geekosystem.com/terry-pratchett-sword/

As am I, admittedly. It's really quite a very nice looking sword, although I much prefer shorter, curved blades for my own use.

[Uristocrat]

... I now have a pretty good idea of the solid densities for most common rocks, minerals, and types of wood.

Also, I may soon have a piece of Saguaro wood, just so I can determine its material properties experimentally.

[Andreus]

I now assess every food item I see on its potential to be used as an improvised weapon.

(And if it'll brew nicely).

[SirHoneyBadger]

I now assess every food item I see on its potential to be used as an improvised weapon.

I did that long before DF was so much as a twinkle in ToadyOne's eye 

[skaltum]

i chase cats

i'm getting ready to be a zombeh slaya

i can name the quickest way to forge metals and the requisites needed >_<

i'm HAPPY? :O

i want to own a badger and unleash it upon any one with large elfy ears

[Angel Of Death]

I wonder how good guts would be as a weapon.

I shit you not, I've actually thought that once.

[Megaman3321]

I regularly say "But that not !!FUN!! enough" or ""but that's the !!FUN!! part!" pronounced in that fashion.

Of course, most people (i.e., not DFers) can't tell the difference, so they just go "No, that's not the fun part," etc.

[Tetragenic]

That craze in the USA for elf ears... I think some magma might be needed there...

[skaltum]

i dream about a giant elf curb stomping killer cheese named bomreck urist VII