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[Necro910]

I'm planning to mod in fossils.  Am not sure whether to treat them as stone, or as gems (irl, small fossils are often made into jewelry, but with larger ones this would be silly).

This is a fossilized t.rex bone bed.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality, blah blah...

You should make it a gem, as fossils aren't that strong.

But then again we have spaceships made of soap.

[Beardless]

I'm trying to figure out how to weaponize the stranger sitting in my living room watching cartoons. Ideas anyone?

[Scaraban]

I'm trying to figure out how to weaponize the stranger sitting in my living room watching cartoons. Ideas anyone?

set a cage trap along his most likely path.
build occupied cage next to chain in front yard
attach animal to chain

[psychologicalshock]

I can talk about sciences I never actually studied.

I already did that

It's still pretty cool.

[MythagoWoods]

I'm trying to figure out how to weaponize the stranger sitting in my living room watching cartoons. Ideas anyone?

set a cage trap along his most likely path.
build occupied cage next to chain in front yard
attach animal to chain

You forgot he needs a kennel, make sure he has  [TRAINABLE] tag, and his Animal Trainer skill active.

[Necro910]

I'm trying to figure out how to weaponize the stranger sitting in my living room watching cartoons. Ideas anyone?

set a cage trap along his most likely path.
build occupied cage next to chain in front yard
attach animal to chain

You forgot he needs a kennel, make sure he has  [TRAINABLE] tag, and his Animal Trainer skill active.

And [PET].

Unfortunately we can't get a dungeon tamer around here, so [PET_EXOTIC] won't work. You could also just butcher him and sell +Stranger Roast+

[iyaerP]

Because of Dwarf Fortress, I managed a TPK in a GURPS game I was GMing simply by having the players explore the ruins of one of my forts.

[narhiril]

I'm trying to figure out how to weaponize the stranger sitting in my living room watching cartoons. Ideas anyone?

set a cage trap along his most likely path.
build occupied cage next to chain in front yard
attach animal to chain

You forgot he needs a kennel, make sure he has  [TRAINABLE] tag, and his Animal Trainer skill active.

And [PET].

Unfortunately we can't get a dungeon tamer around here, so [PET_EXOTIC] won't work. You could also just butcher him and sell +Stranger Roast+

In case anyone is curious, this is an extremely easy bug to fix with modding.  All you have to do is change which noble appoints him.

[theSquirrelOfLoathing]

Unfortunately we can't get a dungeon tamer around here, so [PET_EXOTIC] won't work. You could also just butcher him and sell +Stranger Roast+

In case anyone is curious, this is an extremely easy bug to fix with modding.  All you have to do is change which noble appoints him.

Expand on this, please? Is it simply a question of adding [APPOINTED_BY:e.g. EXPEDITION_LEADER]?

[Karnewarrior]

Because of Dwarf Fortress, I managed a TPK in a GURPS game I was GMing simply by having the players explore the ruins of one of my forts.

TPK?

I fail at internets

[Kassil]

Because of Dwarf Fortress, I managed a TPK in a GURPS game I was GMing simply by having the players explore the ruins of one of my forts.

TPK?

I fail at internets

It's a tabletop-gamer acronym. It means Total Party Kill, and normally is to be avoided. DF, though, would likely produce TPK-capable forts no matter what.

[narhiril]

Unfortunately we can't get a dungeon tamer around here, so [PET_EXOTIC] won't work. You could also just butcher him and sell +Stranger Roast+

In case anyone is curious, this is an extremely easy bug to fix with modding.  All you have to do is change which noble appoints him.

Expand on this, please? Is it simply a question of adding [APPOINTED_BY:e.g. EXPEDITION_LEADER]?

I use this in LFR:

Spoiler: DM Raws (click to show/hide)

   [POSITION:DUNGEON_MASTER]
      [NAME:dungeon master:dungeon masters]
      [SITE]
      [NUMBER:1]
      [RESPONSIBILITY:TAME_EXOTICS]
      [APPOINTED_BY:MAYOR]
      [PRECEDENCE:170]
      [MENIAL_WORK_EXEMPTION]
      [SLEEP_PRETENSION]
      [PUNISHMENT_EXEMPTION]
      [DO_NOT_CULL]
      [COLOR:5:0:0]
      [ACCOUNT_EXEMPT]
      [DUTY_BOUND]
      [DEMAND_MAX:1]
      [REQUIRED_BOXES:1]
      [REQUIRED_CABINETS:1]
      [REQUIRED_RACKS:1]
      [REQUIRED_STANDS:1]
      [REQUIRED_OFFICE:250]
      [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:250]
      [REQUIRED_DINING:250]
      [REQUIRED_TOMB:250]

The result is that as soon as your expedition leader gets promoted to mayor, you are allowed to appoint a dungeon master of your choosing.  You can make it expedition leader if you want him even earlier.

[Ahrimahn]

DF porn:

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Wow it looks just like DF wrestling.

[Ahrimahn]

Because of Dwarf Fortress, I managed a TPK in a GURPS game I was GMing simply by having the players explore the ruins of one of my forts.

TPK?

I fail at internets

Total Party Kill

[Ganegrei]

Because of Dwarf Fortress, I managed a TPK in a GURPS game I was GMing simply by having the players explore the ruins of one of my forts.

I have TOTALLY also done this.  But I did it in D&D 3.5.