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[derekiv]

I just realized why the my school computers aren't running df faster than my laptop. DF does take advantage of parallel processing. QQ
 My school has a computer lab where you can send processes to each computer in the lab. I feel sad that I can't use it to run df at 10000fps

[cdrcjsn]

Because of dwarf fortress, I just realized I haven't touched World of Warcraft in almost a month.

[Aklyon]

Because of dwarf fortress, I just realized I haven't touched World of Warcraft in almost a month.

Dwarf Fortress: Anti-WoW!

[weird beard]

...I keep trying to put seeds and wine in the microwave, and just can't understand why I don't end up with biscuits.

[Karnewarrior]

...I keep trying to put seeds and wine in the microwave, and just can't understand why I don't end up with biscuits.

Did you mince them?

[Lokii]

I live in Florida. Deep south, and COMPUTERS ARE THE DEVEL!!!

Not true. I live in Alabama which is somehow more deep south than Florida (Not as bad as some other states /cough, though). My teachers used computers at every chance they can get. (Perhaps they're just lazy?)

Because of Dwarf Fortress I now have a free and easy way to make a word for D&D

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Because of the music in DF I buy loads of folk music cds.
John Renbourn :3

[SpacemanSpiff]

Last night I was sitting in my car at a deserted traffic light, thinking "man, I could go even though it's red - no-one else is even around right now".  Then a car came out of nowhere and zoomed across in front of me: if I had gone I'd have been totaled.  I immediately thought "boy, that would have been Fun".

So yeah, Dwarf Fortress has changed my interpretation of the word "Fun".

[Encased in burning magma]

When seeing the two towers movies, at the battle of helm, as they kept count, I fully expected Gimly to pull a lever and announce "5194".

Dwarven ninjas would be awesome.

Might and magic begs to differ.

[Encased in burning magma]

I apparently triple posted. Could someone delete this?

[Encased in burning magma]

gah sorry, double post

@Below: I don't see the option anywhere.

[Hippoman]

Delete them yourself.

[SirHoneyBadger]

Pretty much the only reason I'd want to be shorter is because I'm too tall to be a proper dwarf.

I'm even taller than Carrot! 

[Reese]

Because of DF...

While choosing parts to build my new computer, I chose my CPU based on the speed of the individual cores, not the over-all processing power.

[Gatleos]

...I can't visit the Dwemer (Dwarven) ruins in TES III: Morrowind anymore without them looking like a 3-D representation of a Dwarf Fortress.
I mean, look!

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The entrance hall and/or grand dining room.



Urist's room!



A pump stack layer.


This probably used to be a trade depot or noble's quarters...

The resemblance is uncanny...