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[veerserif]

... whenever I see my friends picking an elven civilization in games, I question their sanity.
... I was the only person who knew the names of the ores in our geology test

[They Got Leader]

...Whenever I see elves, I think "damn hippies."
...I always go for the dwarf race if that option is available. If not, I make the character as dwarfy as possible.

[Funk]

acholol started to count a heath food group.

[They Got Leader]

3 major food groups: Booze, Plant and kitten  Meat.

[Rip0k]

... I hate most of the new games. They just don't have that something DF has.

[sproingie]

I refer to spectacular failures as "Fun"

[Banana]

... instead of saying "whats his face" for someone i dont remember, i say "Urist McWhatsHisFace"

no joke

[Taco Dan]

You know that awesome guy in the movie Underworld with the two whips? I saw that and thought "That's totally a 'Vampire Master Lasher'"

EDIT:

There are 3 major food groups: Booze, Plant and kitten  Meat.

Slightly modified for siggin'

[darkrider2]

...I watched Avatar and realized that elves are actually blue.

[Taco Dan]

...I watched Avatar and realized that elves are actually blue.

Hmm... I don't see anything about [PREFSTRING:blue skin]

[They Got Leader]

EDIT:

There are 3 major food groups: Booze, Plant and kitten  Meat.

Slightly modified for siggin'

Yay! I've never been sigged

[DFPongo]

I found out that no one suspects your playing a game at work when it looks like a 3270 session and is frustrating as hell.

[Lost Requiem]

Because of Dwarf Fortress, I can read people's thoughts. A week ago, I got a job application from the FBI.

[LoneJedi7]

...I can understand the computer code in the Matrix.

......i can trick people into thinking that i can understand the matrix.  (and binary)

[LoneJedi7]

......i now fear any scource of moving water