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[usgreth]

I think the re-offending rates of jailed criminals would be much less if they just engraved the walls and floors of their cells, and maybe some well-crafted chains
Like others I have been looking into geology a lot more
And have also been sniggering a bit at friends playing minecraft with its simplicity and subtly dropping hints that they should check out dwarf fortress
Have virtually stopped playing world of warcraft since I have to finish digging my way to chaos temple/flooding lava sea/building four 20 z-floor high towers to use up rock

[Nyxalinth]

...someone in WoW trade chat made a reference to fishing in volcanoes.  I had to say 'fishing in volcanoes?  What do you think this is, Dwarf fortress?'

...I have a dwarf paladin in WoW named Uristmcdwarf

[Deus Machina]

...when drawing plans with non-specific measurements, I've taken to calling them 'Urists'.

...I stand off to the side when opening my garage door.

...I actually left a note on the counter at work: Deus has cancelled Check In Shipment: too hungry.

[BradB]

...I can translate text into lots of animals and monsters standing in a row.

[evileeyore]

I've been dreaming in ASCII lately, it's bizarre.

[dwarfhoplite]

I used Dwarf fortressish style in my english essay. I wrote about getting happy and negative thoughts, strange moods also.

[Gamerlord]

i look at people and figure out ways to kill them with a massive machine. water/magma/atomsmashing. but that may just be me. plus i asked why it was wrong to eat kittens. that didn't go down well.

[Corona688]

...I can translate text into lots of animals and monsters standing in a row.

Or vice versa.

[nymall]

... like obsidian, steel, diamond, leather, and cats for their aloof nature. Prefers to consume cow roasts, vodka and cheese whenever possible.

...Have thought of how to turn a monster from my wife's new writing project into a DF mod.

[WillowLuman]

...Made this years Mothers' Day card in DF. Here favorite color is green, so I genned worlds until I found a desert with a volcano. Then I used its smelting power and the sand to create a giant, 300 foot green-glass "Happy Mother's Day!"

...I want to take a geology class, for its now easy A

...actually made a succession fort.

...like elves for their easily raised tempers and goblins for their easily broken limbs.

[Monk321654]

When I see a Ballista I question why the bolts don't take up three meters in length.
I wonder why people don't just build Dwarven Generators for power.
I chain my dog in front of the house to ward off Kobolds.

[Lord Shonus]

How often do you see a ballista?

[Monk321654]

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I look up pictures of ballistas on Google Images.

[Beardless]

...upon reading that one third of Taiwan is covered in mountains, I immediately thought, "That's a lot of unembarkable space."

[Coco146]

...have begun to wonder why peoPle think dwarves are Scottish.  I mean I am a scot and my liver still functions as it should