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Ahrimahn

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #825 on: May 02, 2011, 12:36:23 am »
I Missed the announcement of Osama Bin Laden's death because i was playing a turn of a succession game.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #826 on: May 02, 2011, 06:56:53 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on February 12, 2009, 03:35:01 am
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....i want to eat some demon rats because i heard they taste like SAAAATAAAN
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

Ahrimahn

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #827 on: May 02, 2011, 06:49:45 pm »
Quote from: skaltum on May 02, 2011, 06:56:53 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on February 12, 2009, 03:35:01 am
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....i want to eat some demon rats because i heard they taste like SAAAATAAAN
Be warry soap made from daemon vermin has been known to be acidic.
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joeybowling

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #828 on: May 04, 2011, 12:20:44 pm »
a baby threw a tantrium and threw somthing so i beat it to death with a hammer
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #829 on: May 04, 2011, 01:49:52 pm »
Quote from: joeybowling on May 04, 2011, 12:20:44 pm
a baby threw a tantrium and threw somthing so i beat it to death with a hammer
That doesn't seem too dwarvenly.

You need to apply more magma.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #830 on: May 04, 2011, 02:23:34 pm »
Quote from: joeybowling on May 04, 2011, 12:20:44 pm
a baby threw a tantrium and threw somthing so i beat it to death with a hammer
How dare you hit a baby with a hammer?! That poor hammer deserved better!  :P

Goin' to hell...
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #831 on: May 06, 2011, 03:55:58 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on May 04, 2011, 02:23:34 pm
Quote from: joeybowling on May 04, 2011, 12:20:44 pm
a baby threw a tantrium and threw somthing so i beat it to death with a hammer
How dare you hit a baby with a hammer?! That poor hammer deserved better!  :P

Goin' to hell...

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #832 on: May 06, 2011, 08:33:59 am »
Quote from: Ahrimahn on May 02, 2011, 06:49:45 pm
Quote from: skaltum on May 02, 2011, 06:56:53 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on February 12, 2009, 03:35:01 am
I AM ASCII

....i want to eat some demon rats because i heard they taste like SAAAATAAAN
Be warry soap made from daemon vermin has been known to be acidic.
Bizarre that you'd bring this back up, guys, but okay.
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Angel Of Death

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #833 on: May 06, 2011, 08:35:21 am »
Because of DF I look at random friendly animals and wonder what they would taste like as sweetbread.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #834 on: May 06, 2011, 12:15:37 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 06, 2011, 08:35:21 am
Because of DF I look at random friendly animals and wonder what they would taste like as sweetbread.
You realize sweetbread is the urine producing kidneys... right?

lol.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #835 on: May 06, 2011, 12:43:17 pm »
Because of Dwarf Fortress, I remembered the name of every major organ for my Biology final.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #836 on: May 06, 2011, 02:45:14 pm »
...I've, like most of us, become very interested in geology and engineering and now look at national geographic very differently.

...I've found the one place on the Internet where I don't have the irresistible urge to troll people and instead endeavor to provide detailed and insightful answers whenever someone asks a question.

I also drink alot more
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Ahrimahn

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #837 on: May 06, 2011, 03:26:40 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on May 06, 2011, 12:15:37 pm
Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 06, 2011, 08:35:21 am
Because of DF I look at random friendly animals and wonder what they would taste like as sweetbread.
You realize sweetbread is the urine producing kidneys... right?

lol.

That seems almost delicious when you compare it to the kitten tallow biscuits i had for lunch.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #838 on: May 06, 2011, 09:54:35 pm »
Whenever any mildly significant action occurs, I shout DF combat announcements. Writing, for instance: The Human stabs the Pencil into the Paper, jamming the graphite into the plant fiber!
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #839 on: May 06, 2011, 09:57:12 pm »
Quote from: Ahrimahn on May 06, 2011, 03:26:40 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on May 06, 2011, 12:15:37 pm
Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 06, 2011, 08:35:21 am
Because of DF I look at random friendly animals and wonder what they would taste like as sweetbread.
You realize sweetbread is the urine producing kidneys... right?

lol.

That seems almost delicious when you compare it to the kitten tallow biscuits i had for lunch.
That would just taste like butter.

"I can't believe it's not butter!"
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