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[Meanmelter]

My porn collection comes from geology sites.

"HOTTEST SMELTERS ONLINE XXX CUM ON IN OUR DIRT-Y GURLZ WILL MAKE U ROCK HARD'

"Check out the orthoclase on that one!"

"Oh dude microcline? Way to kill the mood."

That's no woman, that's adaMANtite!

XXX STONY ANDAMATIGHT LAYERS! LOTS OF RED HOT PIPING LAVA FUN!XXX

ELF PORN! ONE IN A TIME FAVOR SEE NAKED ELF'S RUB THEMSELF ALL OVER THAT PIGIORN CAGEXXX

this... is...
problematic. for my head

you know you want her to rub her one legged vomit all over that Support!

[carebear]

My porn collection comes from geology sites.

"HOTTEST SMELTERS ONLINE XXX CUM ON IN OUR DIRT-Y GURLZ WILL MAKE U ROCK HARD'

"Check out the orthoclase on that one!"

"Oh dude microcline? Way to kill the mood."

That's no woman, that's adaMANtite!

XXX STONY ANDAMATIGHT LAYERS! LOTS OF RED HOT PIPING LAVA FUN!XXX

ELF PORN! ONE IN A TIME FAVOR SEE NAKED ELF'S RUB THEMSELF ALL OVER THAT PIGIORN CAGEXXX

this... is...
problematic. for my head

you know you want her to rub her one legged vomit all over that Support!

I like the direction this thread is taking! 

[Meanmelter]

My porn collection comes from geology sites.

"HOTTEST SMELTERS ONLINE XXX CUM ON IN OUR DIRT-Y GURLZ WILL MAKE U ROCK HARD'

"Check out the orthoclase on that one!"

"Oh dude microcline? Way to kill the mood."

That's no woman, that's adaMANtite!

XXX STONY ANDAMATIGHT LAYERS! LOTS OF RED HOT PIPING LAVA FUN!XXX

ELF PORN! ONE IN A TIME FAVOR SEE NAKED ELF'S RUB THEMSELF ALL OVER THAT PIGIORN CAGEXXX

this... is...
problematic. for my head

you know you want her to rub her one legged vomit all over that Support!

I like the direction this thread is taking! 

Come see our dwarf strippers! all you can see is her hair anyway! (Pg10+)

[Blackburn]

I think we've gotten a little off-topic...

[cerapa]

I think we've gotten a little off-topic...

I think this perfectly illustrates how crazy dwarf fortress has made us.

[Blackburn]

I think we've gotten a little off-topic...

I think this perfectly illustrates how crazy dwarf fortress has made us.

So, if I play enough DF, I'll start treating rocks like porn...

This must be researched. Time to pester the government for a research grant.

[warhammer651]

we'll need 20k million dollars (to divide amongst ourselves) and a few hundred subjects.

[jocan2003]

Dont forget a super-computer stricly for DF pathfindnig calculation so we can have a fort with 1k population

[They Got Leader]

Dont forget a super-computer stricly for DF pathfindnig calculation so we can have a fort with 1k population

Oh my... The pain... Sieges would be like Minas Tirith all over again!!

(while on that note)
...I have new respects for watching the battle for Minas Tirith. I mean, they carved that whole ciy out of rock. In a Terrifying biome with constant orc seiges.

AND THEY'RE HUMAN!

[Blackburn]

we'll need 20k million dollars (to divide amongst ourselves) and a few hundred subjects.

US Congress will work as subjects.

[jocan2003]

Good so my child's child may actually see the start of the project!

[NRN_R_Sumo1]

...I am content with drinking alone in the dark instead of at the bar with my friends.

[Danjen]

...I am content with drinking alone in the dark instead of at the bar with my friends.

Cheers!

...I am in the process of making a detailed, chart-laden "book" on as much information on rocks, ores, soil, etc, as I can from the game.

[silhouette]

I go into fey moods and dont drink or eat for months at a time!

[Grendus]

Dont forget a super-computer stricly for DF pathfindnig calculation so we can have a fort with 1k population

Oh my... The pain... Sieges would be like Minas Tirith all over again!!

(while on that note)
...I have new respects for watching the battle for Minas Tirith. I mean, they carved that whole ciy out of rock. In a Terrifying biome with constant orc seiges.

AND THEY'RE HUMAN!

In the book, Gimli asked if he could embark there after the war. My first question though would be "does it have magma?"

Because of DF
-I now know all about different types of coal.
-I know about how smelting actually works, and why dwarves couldn't possibly be smelting with it (a wizard did it)
-I have great respect for toads.
-because of the DF suggestions forum, I tend to hate any world that tries to contain magic with rules.
-I discovered TVTropes... it's like breaching the ocean, you can't get it back out without a looooooooot of pumps.