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[Beanchubbs]

... I assess the defensive abilities of any building or land that I see. I then think of what I can add other than magma to make it better.

... I've gained a lot of new mental habits, like when someone has a problem I think "Apply magma", when discussing the poor state of the U.S. government I think "Build a retractable bridge with magma under it under the whitehouse" then I worry about the Hammerer/FBI and don't ever say it. When I see a cat I estimate how many =cat bone bolts= and +cat biscuits+ I can get out of it. When I go fishing, I stand at least 10ft away from the water if there are gars/carp/sturgeons in there.

[They Got Leader]

...goblins are a waste of space. As already stated, the only goblins I'm afriad of are the ones with crossbows.

...I learned that miners make the best militia...

[Mungrul]

I saw these pictures and immediately thought of Dwarf Fortress:

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[Quantum Toast]

...I evaluate the siege defenses of any home I stay in.  Current one is the best, an apartment on top of a movie theater, with a locked gate at ground level as the only entrance.  The stairs/walkway leave a lot of room for firing opportunities and there are two possible backup cutoff points.  Now if I could just get the landlady to allow me to install that drawbridge and magma cannon, we'd be in good shape.

Your apartment has magma? Nice.

[Dwarf]

...I evaluate the siege defenses of any home I stay in.  Current one is the best, an apartment on top of a movie theater, with a locked gate at ground level as the only entrance.  The stairs/walkway leave a lot of room for firing opportunities and there are two possible backup cutoff points.  Now if I could just get the landlady to allow me to install that drawbridge and magma cannon, we'd be in good shape.

Your apartment has magma? Nice.

Yeah, gas is for fags. The homme of today uses magma!

[Blackburn]

Thanks to Legend of Zelda, I am now curious to see if I can turn the elves into a society of Links.

...Wait, I got the topic backwards.

[They Got Leader]

...Animals are modable. But beware the skeletal ones...

[scuba]

thx to dwarf fortress i have realized legolas is the only ass kicking elf i like. i mean seriously!!!!

[Cespinarve]

,,,, My girlfriend has to put with me referring to my gentiles as the "Pick Shrine the Altar of Whores".


When that name was generated, I took a screen shot it was so awesome.

[Lord Dakoth]

^ Altar isn't in the Dwarven vocabulary. Unless you're using a custom wordpack.

[Deadmeat1471]

... I think people aren't living to their potential, this include Stephen Hawkins, Albert Eistien ( The speed of light ISN'T FUCKING CONSTANT )

Wow... calm down man. Do we have to give you the needle again?

I think i'll trust someone who can spell Einstein rather than this pillock. Like Einstein or Hawkings. 

[Neruz]

... I think people aren't living to their potential, this include Stephen Hawkins, Albert Eistien ( The speed of light ISN'T FUCKING CONSTANT )

Wow... calm down man. Do we have to give you the needle again?

I think i'll trust someone who can spell Einstein rather than this pillock. Like Einstein or Hawkings. 

Plus, the speed of light in a vaccuum most certainly is constant.

[martinuzz]

- I don't go near rivers or ponds without a crossbow
- I scream and run when I see elephants
- I carry a hammer so I can deliver Fair Justice on anyone who fails my mandates
- I randomly ignite trees and shrubs near human settlements
- I demand meetings with the Mayor for lack of work
- I worry about the lack of immigrants caused by poor government

[G-Flex]

... I think people aren't living to their potential, this include Stephen Hawkins, Albert Eistien ( The speed of light ISN'T FUCKING CONSTANT )

Wow... calm down man. Do we have to give you the needle again?

I think i'll trust someone who can spell Einstein rather than this pillock. Like Einstein or Hawkings. 

Psst. It's "Hawking".

[Count Dorku]

Psst. It's "Hawking".

...I think that just might be the joke.