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[Kidiri]

This is a felsite condom.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is studded with turtle bone, green glass, cave spider fat, and pig iron.  This object menaces with spikes of latex.
On the item is an image of a dwarf and dwarves.  The dwarves are undressing the dwarf.
On the item is an image of a goblin and a herpes simplex virus.  The herpes simplex virus is striking down the goblin. 
On the item is an image of a felsite condom in felsite.

Edited for her pleasure.

[death]

... I now think that you can get someone pregnent without even having sex with her.

... I hate when people say, "Put magma on it" or, "Use magma".

[Lymojo]

Brilliant responses. You have d-b-c 'd my relationship.

[Necronic]

I know where the bar is set for game design

[PotatoMuncher]

I always wish I had magma to clean up messes arround the house. I can't get through the working day without alocohol (Maybe that's why my younger cousins are always in a bad mood). I also tell people to stfu when near barrels of beer.

This is a felsite condom.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is encircled with bands of turtle bone, green glass, cave spider fat, and pig iron.  This object menaces with spikes of latex.
On the item is an image of a dwarf and dwarves.  The dwarves are undressing the dwarf.
On the item is an image of a goblin and a herpes simplex virus.  The herpes simplex virus is striking down the goblin. 
On the item is an image of a felsite condom in felsite.

LOL.

[Yanlin]

Ugh. Felsite is not fun.

I recommend using cat guts.

[Spyro]

... I always handle Silk socks with caution

[SirHoneyBadger]

I know where the bar is.

Fixed.

[WorkerDrone]

...I look upon the death of several puppies drowning as lost meat. And Mermaid skull totems to be profitable enterprise. And that all kittens should be culled as soon as possible lest the fortress be lost. AND THAT DEATH SHOULD BE AN EXPECTED EVENT WHEN YOU NAME YOUR DWARVES AFTER FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

WHAT HAS TOADY DONE TO THIS YOUNG MAN?

[NewoTigra]

Necroing yes, but more like waking up a coma patient by taking the bed apart.

...My brother persuaded me to read Eragon, and I was simultaneously joyous of the dwarves building a city around a Giant Freaking Sapphire, and disgusted at how the Elves seem to have a monopoly on pretty much everything.
Also the lack of Magma in the dwarven city...

[TheCatfish]

The dwarves building a city around a Giant Freaking Sapphire

Not to mention inside a mountain which had been hollowed out.

[Deadmeat1471]

I learnt that cat based economies of scale are a workable alternative to capitalism.

[docawesome]

The computers and my job run on DOS so some times I stare at them trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

[Grendus]

Necroing yes, but more like waking up a coma patient by taking the bed apart.

...My brother persuaded me to read Eragon, and I was simultaneously joyous of the dwarves building a city around a Giant Freaking Sapphire, and disgusted at how the Elves seem to have a monopoly on pretty much everything.
Also the lack of Magma in the dwarven city...

Honestly, the Eragon books are falling into a common trap with magic. Magicians are ridiculously overpowered, Eragon himself could probably - if they had no wards - kill the entire population of the world with about the same amount of energy it would take to walk to the fridge for a bite to eat. I'm looking forward to the next book, but not as much as I thought I would.

Because of dwarf fortress I...

Know how smelting actually works.

Don't really worry about food in any other civ or rts title, thus causing mass starvation and death.

Despise marble, but love limestone.

Look at magma as something fun to pl... OH GOD MY HANDS!

Have trouble fitting into any other forum, because I keep trying to be nice to the trolls instead of shooing them off.

Think of carp as vicious killing beasts. I mean, they're not exactly pets, but still...

Think of dogs as being possible candidates for a giant "Release the HOUNDS!" lever.

Think of aluminum as something valuable and hoard cans (actually, I'm just too lazy to recycle them).

Want to get my hands on a house over a magnetite vein.

[Count Dorku]

...I describe taking breaks in terms of Count Dorku Cancels Study: Eating/Sleeping/Reading Forum/Playing Dwarf Fortress.

...I construct my Warhammer models to menace with spikes of plastic.

...My initial reaction to any offers of a trade is to muse on how much easier it would be to simply drown the person in question.

...I know that if we dig too deep, we'll unleash violently psychotic fire clowns.

...I build miniature megaconstructions in LEGO to see what each level should look like.