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[misko27]

My conversations with other people always turn towards weaponizing the original conversation topic. Particularly bizzare for me when they hate on my kitten cannons, or my efforts to turn biology class into a discussion of zombie frogs on fire.

[ivanthe8th]

When navigating Excel spreadsheets as work I constantly find myself depressing the shift key.

That should work....


Also whenever someone asks me how I am I immediately say "[Ivan] has been quite content recently..." before listing some of the things going on in my life.

[Aseaheru]

i get insulted by my siblings.
or they just insult me more.

[GoombaGeek]

When I close my eyes I see ASCII. Then I keep them closed and pretend that I'm playing a well-established succession game.

[Reese]

The boss made a run to costco for supplies for the kitchen (plates and napkins and such)

A caravan has arrived.

Your entire fortress office has run out to each grab one item and haul it to the stockpile.

[darklord92]

I can never look at mermaids the same way again.

[Mageziya]

I can never look at mermaids the same way again.

Ñ
Thy declare this thread,

REBORN!

from the shackles of the earth that entombed it, welcome back to daylight, archives of the past.

[Hanslanda]

The Master of Unlife commands this thread, ARISE FROM BEYOND DEATH!

[DiezIrae]

DOWN, THREAD OF THE NIGHT! SUFFER FOR THY AWAKENING AND BEAR THE CHILDREN OF THE MINDS OF MANY SICK PEOPLE USING TECHNOLOGY TO WRITE ON YOUR CORPSE!

... I can't stop listening to 'Village of Dwarves' by Rhapsody.

[guitarxe]

... I became engrossed in a Wikipedia article on Metallurgy and spent the entire day reading it. And liked it. And now am looking for books to read further.

[Aseaheru]

im thinking about how i can build fallout shelters in dwarf fortress...

[Mr Space Cat]

...I'm fascinated by the Anglo-Saxon pagan religion from which modern fantasy dwarves were derived.

It's actually quite interesting as a whole religion, but also for how the dwarves fit into it.  The dwarves were originally thought of as a branch of elves (spirits) based around the creation of things, rather than the care of things like wood-elves or sea-elves. That's why the dwarves were thought of as master-smiths, and why Tolkein portrayed them as such.

It's hard to really explain, since I'm still fairly new to the religion, but it is interesting to read about.

[NAV]

The skateboarder collides with Nav
Nav is knocked off his bike and tumbles backwards
Nav slams into an obstacle, bruising the left upper arm's skin
Nav stands up
The skateboarder apologizes

[Gentlefish]

The skateboarder collides with Nav
Nav is knocked off his bike and tumbles backwards
Nav slams into an obstacle, bruising the left upper arm's skin
Nav stands up
The skateboarder apologizes

You forgot the tearing of the left lower arm's skin while skidding. New feature.

[NAV]

The skateboarder collides with Nav
Nav is knocked off his bike and tumbles backwards
Nav slams into an obstacle, bruising the left upper arm's skin
Nav stands up
The skateboarder apologizes

You forgot the tearing of the left lower arm's skin while skidding. New feature.

But my skin wasn't torn, and I didn't skid. Ruined my shirt though.

There was this one time with the bouncy jogger.... I still have that scar lol.