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Author Topic: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)  (Read 24230 times)

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Ugh... where am I?



Aw, shit. This place looks familiar.

Oh, no. Don't tell me I signed up for X-Com.



I don't recognize any of these people. How drunk was I?
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2009, 07:23:44 pm »

Woo!  Sign me up!  Torpedo duty please.
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2009, 07:25:24 pm »

Sign me up as Commander Cool
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2009, 07:26:11 pm »

Semi Vise, reporting for horrible death!
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2009, 07:27:31 pm »

Jacques Cousteau, reporting for duty, fellow seamen.
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2009, 07:30:19 pm »

they call my Sparky over here...
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2009, 07:40:14 pm »

Horatio Quixote II, reporting for duty....?
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2009, 07:55:10 pm »

Marko Ramius is ready for action.
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2009, 07:56:43 pm »


I first talked to a man who introduced himself as Cerej. He told me that getting to know my fellow soldiers was a bad idea because if I got too close to anybody I'd be useless if they died.

Then he walked away.


After that I walked over to a man lying down on a bunk reading a book. I said hello, and he stared at me. I repeated it, and he screamed, "That's hello SIR to you, private! Shut the fuck up and let me read!"


As I backed away slowly from the bunk, I walked into another soldier. He jumped backwards and let out a cry. Then he relaxed and did a double take. "Thought you were an alien. You never know in here. I'm Semi Vise." I must have looked worried, because he added, "You gotta be careful. There's aliens everywhere now. They got guns. Big guns. They'll shoot ya dead." Someone behind him tapped him in the shoulder. He screamed and ran out the door.


"'Ello, good sir. Ah have not seen you here before, you are new, no?" I nodded, and he said, "Wehlcome to Ragnarok. Enjoy your stay. I am Jacques Cousteau. " He collapsed on a nearby bed, which screamed. Alarmed, he rolled off, and a man crawled out from under the covers.


The man drew back his fist, vengeance in his eyes. He threw a mighty punch, which dropped just short of Jacques' face. Then he poked Jacques in the nose. There was a snap and a crackle as static electricity transferred from his finger to Jacques' face, then Jacques cried out and dropped to the floor. The man extended his hand to me, which I did not shake. "Name's Sparky. You?" I told him I went by Squeegy.


Just then, the door opened, and another soldier stepped in. He saw me and walked over. "Hello, I'm Horatio. Horatio Quixote the Second." I asked him what happened to the first. He just grinned. A bit unnerved, I asked him who the man reading the book was. "Oh, that's just Commander Cool. Don't mind him, he's a hothead. He's still just a private, but he leads the squad whether anyone else likes it or not."


Before I could look around for the 7th soldier, an alarm bell rang out. I heard the sound of an airlock opening, and a woosh as a submarine launched. I guessed a Barracuda was launching. I heard nothing else, and the alarm died down. I heard Commander Cool say, "Fuck! It got away." Seconds later, however, a mechanical voice announced, "Please board Triton-1. Preparing to launch."
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2009, 07:58:21 pm »

I'll join too.
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2009, 08:05:01 pm »


 Jean Reno, reporting for duty.

 Oh, uh...

 Jean, annonçant pour le devoir?
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2009, 08:10:49 pm »

Tickle Me Elmo will be arriving shortly.

Hopefully.
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2009, 08:35:19 pm »


We were all handed a harpoon gun and ammo, a thermal tazer, and a grenade. Then the triton launched, and we were transported a short distance before landing. As the hatch opened, I noticed a man I hadn't seen before, armed only with a taser. I questioned him, and he said, "Name's Marko Ramius. Fuckers gave us a gas cannon with hydro jet ammo, so all I got is this." I cringed, but there was no more time to chat.


Cerej stepped out of the hatch and yelled. Then he fired his torpedo launcher. The ground shook and he said, "Fuck yeah! Got him!"


Commander Cool stepped out next, and walked over to where the tank had stopped, and swore. "Fuck! Alien! I can't shoot, not enough time!" Semi rushed out and strafed over to the front of the sub. He raised his gun, and then yelled, "Shit! I can't do it! What if he fires back?" He retreated to the cover of the sub. I was next. I rushed out, strafed to where I could see over the sub, and fired the only shot I had time for. It hit perfectly and the alien collapsed. I whooped and said over the com, "It's clear. Come on out."

"Does anyone actually see the alien sub?" Marko called out. "Not yet," Jacques replied. "We vill have to spreahd out more." But first, we checked ourselves, as Cool commanded. "Standard procedure. When everybody's done, we check ourselves for oxygen tank leaks or cuts in the suit. It's saved a few lives, and cost a few more." But nothing happened, and we continued. "Everyone spread out! Look for debris, it usually signals a nearby sub."


Cool, Marko, Jacques, and Sparky grouped up and went west. Horatio told me to follow him. We walked over to where the tank had moved. "We'll escort it," he said. That left Cerej and Vise, who went northwest. Vise stayed behind for a bit, claiming he had to reload his harpoon, even though he hadn't fired a shot.

"Stop! Check yourselves," Cool commanded. We did, and nothing happened, so we each headed off. "Hey, I've got something here. There's a crater with something in it," Marko sounded in. "Stop!" came Cool's command. "Before you check it out, check yourself." "But we've already done that!" Why do we have to do that so often?" "Because command orders it. Do it." Marko grumbled but obeyed, when suddenly he screamed. "Holy crap, something just flew by!" "We got an alien! Get 'im!" "Did it hit anyone?" I sounded in. "No, we're all fine," came Cool's reply.

"Hey, there's another crater here! I think this is the sub," Sparky said. "I'm coming, wait up." Cerej called. "Sparky! Get back here!" Suddenly, a projectile came flying towards us. I screamed, but it hit some native flora. "No, that's not the sub! Have any of you miserable bastards seen an alien sub?!" "Is it yellow?" I called. "Yes, usually." "It's here. Get over here." "Don't order me around, I'm your superior, private." "Whatever. Get here. There's an alien around, and we're tangled up in these weeds." Two more projectiles whizzed by, and I muffled a scream. They both missed Horatio and me. "We need backup here, quick."

"Oh yeah, it's here," Sparky called. The rocket tank blared a siren, and I glanced at what it was looking at. "Alie-- nevermind." The rocket tank had fired, and nothing remained of the alien and its surroundings but some pebbles and a big crater. "Storm the sub," Cool said, "Leave no survivors. The containment unit isn't finished." "We ah on ouh way," Jacques radioed, "Ze terrain, it is hilly. Hard to mahneuver."


Horatio and me cautiously approached the ruined sub, tank leading the way. "No hostiles in immediate view," Horatio said. Suddenly, Sparky came into view. "Hey guys! I was scouting ahead so I got here first. I don't see anything from this angle."


He waltzed into the sub, then raised his gun. "I got an alien! It's not even looking this way, easy kill." He fired a shot, and said, "It's down." Suddenly, command radioed in. "That's all, soldiers. No more hostiles detected. Get back to the sub."



My first mission, and no one died. How anticlimactic. I thought I was in X-Com?
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2009, 08:39:06 pm »


Sparky walked in today, grinning as usual since he got promoted, and tacked up a notice on the bulletin board by the door. As he left, Cool spat at him. As usual.


Meanwhile, I had gotten to know Marko a little better.
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Re: Ragnarok, Underwater Fortress (Let's Play X-Com: Terror from the Deep)
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2009, 08:42:50 pm »

OH YEAH LET ME IN ON THIS! what's the most potent human made weapon? throw it on me and some armor.
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