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[PTTG??]

My Kobold Thrower/Spearer was attacked by a grizzly, but was able to escape by swimming across a pond. Then the Grizzly decided to follow:

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You have discovered a river.
The spinning small Shale rock strikes The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
It is battered!
*I jump in*
The Grizzly Bear is having trouble breathing!
The Grizzly Bear leaps at The Carp!
The Grizzly Bear attacks The Carp but He jumps away!
The Grizzly Bear charges at The Carp!
The Grizzly Bear attacks The Carp but He jumps away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right front leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left rear leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear counterstrikes!
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the lower body!
It is broken!
The Carp looks sick!
The Carp's spleen has been badly torn!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body from the side!
The shot glances away.
The Carp struggles in vain against the grip of The Grizzly Bear's mouth on The Carp's lower body.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right front leg from the side!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear charges at The Carp!
The Grizzly Bear pushes The Carp in the lower body!
It explodes in gore!
The Grizzly Bear collides with The Carp!
The Carp is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Carp has been struck down.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body from behind!
The shot glances away.
x12
The Grizzly Bear charges at The Carp!
The Grizzly Bear attacks The Carp but He jumps away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg from behind!
The shot glances away.
The Carp charges at The Grizzly Bear from behind!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body from behind!
It is torn!
DAMAGE HAS BEEN DEALT TO THE BEAR.
The Carp collides with The Grizzly Bear!
The Carp is knocked over!
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right front leg from the side!
The shot glances away.x2000 or something
The Carp struggles in vain against the grip of The Grizzly Bear's right front leg on The Carp's upper body.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front paw!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front paw!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear throws The Carp by the upper body with The Grizzly Bear's right front leg!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the tail!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
It is torn!
The Grizzly Bear's right eye has been torn out!
The Grizzly Bear's neck has been torn!
The Carp latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.x 1000
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg!
It is torn!
The Carp latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left rear leg!
The shot glances away.
x200
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear gives in to pain. **WOW!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
x70
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
It is torn!
The Carp latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front leg!
The shot glances away.
x80
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the head!
It is torn!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear paw!
The shot glances away.
The Carp breaks the grip of The Grizzly Bear's mouth on The Carp's dorsal fin.
x60
The Carp collapses and falls to the ground from over-exertion. *What, what?
x20
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg!
It is badly ripped!
The Carp latches on firmly!
The Carp spits out the grizzly bear Chunk. *!!!
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the right rear leg!
A chunk is torn away! *!!!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
x120
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
It is broken!
The Carp latches on firmly! *!!!!!!!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front paw!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!
x100
The Grizzly Bear throws The Carp by the upper body with The Grizzly Bear's right front leg!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
x2000 or so... I think the bear got stunned for a few minutes...
The Grizzly Bear is no longer stunned.
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear counterstrikes!
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the head!
It is mangled!
The Carp's brain has been mangled! *!! but it's still fighting!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the head!
It is torn apart!
The Carp has been struck down.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right front paw!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the tail!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the head!
It is broken!
The Carp's neck has been torn!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp gives in to pain.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head from the side!
The shot glances away.
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the head!
The head is ripped away and remains in The Grizzly Bear's grip!
The Carp has been struck down.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body from the side!
The shot glances away.
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Grizzly Bear spits out the Carp head.
The Grizzly Bear gives in to pain.
The Grizzly Bear falls over.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the tail!
The shot glances away.x 100
The Grizzly Bear is no longer stunned.
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the lower body!
It is badly ripped!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp struggles in vain against the grip of The Grizzly Bear's mouth on The Carp's lower body.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the lower body!
It is badly ripped!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the tail!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the lower body!
A chunk is torn away!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear spits out the carp Chunk.
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the left fin!
It is badly ripped!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front paw!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the left fin!
A chunk is torn away!
The Grizzly Bear spits out the carp Chunk.
The Grizzly Bear gives in to pain.
The Grizzly Bear falls over.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the tail!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp collapses and falls to the ground from over-exertion.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp gives in to pain.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front paw!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right front leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
It is torn!
The Grizzly Bear's spleen has been torn!
The Grizzly Bear's left kidney has been badly torn!
The Grizzly Bear's lower spine has been torn!
The Carp latches on firmly!
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the lower body!
It is torn!
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the lower body!
It is torn!
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the lower body!
It is torn!
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the lower body!
It is torn!
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the lower body!
A chunk is torn away!
The Carp spits out the grizzly bear Chunk.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
It is broken!
The Carp latches on firmly!
The Carp regains consciousness.
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!x20
The Grizzly Bear regains consciousness.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front leg!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear is no longer stunned.
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear counterstrikes!
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the right fin!
It is badly ripped!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp gives in to pain.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear paw!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the right fin!
A chunk is torn away!
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the head!
It is broken!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear spits out the carp Chunk.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the head!
It is torn apart!
The Carp has been struck down.
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the lower body!
It is torn!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the lower body!
A chunk is torn away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right front leg!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear spits out the carp Chunk.
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the upper body!
It is torn!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear paw!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the upper body!
It is broken!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear spits out the carp Chunk.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!
The Carp has been struck down.
The Grizzly Bear spits out the carp Chunk.
*The bear gets out of the pond, badly beaten. Most of it is bruised or broken.
*I decide to put it out of it's misery:
The spinning small Shale rock strikes The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
It collapses into a lump of gore!
The Grizzly Bear has been shot and killed.

And that is how the new religion of the Kobolds, Carpkreegus, was formed.

[woose1]

Holy shit that bear was hard-core.

It tore one in half and tore off 2 heads.
More than I can say for a dwarf, who would merrily jump in the water after the bloody goldfish.

[ZergSpartan]

The spinning large Wall of Text strikes The Reader in the eyes!
A chunk is torn away!
The Reader has been shot and killed.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Should have made it go into another river. If it got killed it probably would've still killed more Carp. And a dead Carp is always a good thing.

[Cheshire Cat]

did that actually found a new religion as viewable in legends mode or was that joking?

if so, that is really cool. i knew goblins would worship demons who ruled over them and stuff, and its totally in line with kobolts as the appear to worship big scary kobolt eating toothed things.

even cooler was witnessing it, rather then just reading about it as a worldgen event.

[bamorrow]

For some reason, river creatures are hostile to land based ones.

And now, some awesome.

a human city was in a nice warm biome that had hippos in the nearby river. along with occasional herds of elephants passing through in addition to every single type of primate.  the hippo/elephant war spilled into the town and many folk were slaughtered.  since the site was a former elven treehome taken over in world creation, a bunch of elf migrants arrived which was disappointing since both groups of warring beasts were not hostile to them.  until the elves arrived, it was the greatest place to be.

[Angellus]

The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the head!
It is torn!


... thats one big carp...

[Flaede]

...so there was this town.. founded on a crocodile pit.

[Smitehappy]

...so there was this town.. founded on a crocodile pit.

At the intersection of death and awesome.

[Creamcorn]

This is one of the many reasons I love dwarf fortress.

[Heron TSG]

whoa! You should have nursed the bear back to health and made it chase you into the nearest town where it could slaughter all the friendlies.

[Tradanbattlan]

Only one thing can express how I can feel.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[QuakeIV]

Only one thing can express how I can feel.
img]http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/HOOOOOLEEEEESHIIIIT.png[/img]

Lmao 

[short_dwarf]

My Kobold Thrower/Spearer was attacked by a grizzly, but was able to escape by swimming across a pond. Then the Grizzly decided to follow:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You have discovered a river.
The spinning small Shale rock strikes The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
It is battered!
*I jump in*
The Grizzly Bear is having trouble breathing!
The Grizzly Bear leaps at The Carp!
The Grizzly Bear attacks The Carp but He jumps away!
The Grizzly Bear charges at The Carp!
The Grizzly Bear attacks The Carp but He jumps away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right front leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left rear leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear counterstrikes!
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the lower body!
It is broken!
The Carp looks sick!
The Carp's spleen has been badly torn!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body from the side!
The shot glances away.
The Carp struggles in vain against the grip of The Grizzly Bear's mouth on The Carp's lower body.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right front leg from the side!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear charges at The Carp!
The Grizzly Bear pushes The Carp in the lower body!
It explodes in gore!
The Grizzly Bear collides with The Carp!
The Carp is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Carp has been struck down.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body from behind!
The shot glances away.
x12
The Grizzly Bear charges at The Carp!
The Grizzly Bear attacks The Carp but He jumps away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg from behind!
The shot glances away.
The Carp charges at The Grizzly Bear from behind!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body from behind!
It is torn!
DAMAGE HAS BEEN DEALT TO THE BEAR.
The Carp collides with The Grizzly Bear!
The Carp is knocked over!
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right front leg from the side!
The shot glances away.x2000 or something
The Carp struggles in vain against the grip of The Grizzly Bear's right front leg on The Carp's upper body.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front paw!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front paw!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear throws The Carp by the upper body with The Grizzly Bear's right front leg!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the tail!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
It is torn!
The Grizzly Bear's right eye has been torn out!
The Grizzly Bear's neck has been torn!
The Carp latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.x 1000
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg!
It is torn!
The Carp latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left rear leg!
The shot glances away.
x200
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear gives in to pain. **WOW!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
x70
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
It is torn!
The Carp latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front leg!
The shot glances away.
x80
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the head!
It is torn!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear paw!
The shot glances away.
The Carp breaks the grip of The Grizzly Bear's mouth on The Carp's dorsal fin.
x60
The Carp collapses and falls to the ground from over-exertion. *What, what?
x20
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg!
It is badly ripped!
The Carp latches on firmly!
The Carp spits out the grizzly bear Chunk. *!!!
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the right rear leg!
A chunk is torn away! *!!!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
x120
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
It is broken!
The Carp latches on firmly! *!!!!!!!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front paw!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!
x100
The Grizzly Bear throws The Carp by the upper body with The Grizzly Bear's right front leg!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
x2000 or so... I think the bear got stunned for a few minutes...
The Grizzly Bear is no longer stunned.
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear counterstrikes!
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the head!
It is mangled!
The Carp's brain has been mangled! *!! but it's still fighting!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the head!
It is torn apart!
The Carp has been struck down.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right front paw!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the tail!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the head!
It is broken!
The Carp's neck has been torn!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp gives in to pain.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head from the side!
The shot glances away.
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the head!
The head is ripped away and remains in The Grizzly Bear's grip!
The Carp has been struck down.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body from the side!
The shot glances away.
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Grizzly Bear spits out the Carp head.
The Grizzly Bear gives in to pain.
The Grizzly Bear falls over.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the tail!
The shot glances away.x 100
The Grizzly Bear is no longer stunned.
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the lower body!
It is badly ripped!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp struggles in vain against the grip of The Grizzly Bear's mouth on The Carp's lower body.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the lower body!
It is badly ripped!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the tail!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the lower body!
A chunk is torn away!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear spits out the carp Chunk.
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the left fin!
It is badly ripped!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front paw!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the left fin!
A chunk is torn away!
The Grizzly Bear spits out the carp Chunk.
The Grizzly Bear gives in to pain.
The Grizzly Bear falls over.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the tail!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp collapses and falls to the ground from over-exertion.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp gives in to pain.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front paw!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right front leg!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
It is torn!
The Grizzly Bear's spleen has been torn!
The Grizzly Bear's left kidney has been badly torn!
The Grizzly Bear's lower spine has been torn!
The Carp latches on firmly!
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the lower body!
It is torn!
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the lower body!
It is torn!
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the lower body!
It is torn!
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the lower body!
It is torn!
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the lower body!
A chunk is torn away!
The Carp spits out the grizzly bear Chunk.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
It is broken!
The Carp latches on firmly!
The Carp regains consciousness.
The Carp shakes The Grizzly Bear around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!x20
The Grizzly Bear regains consciousness.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the head!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the left front leg!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear is no longer stunned.
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear counterstrikes!
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the right fin!
It is badly ripped!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp gives in to pain.
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear paw!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the right fin!
A chunk is torn away!
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the head!
It is broken!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear spits out the carp Chunk.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the head!
It is torn apart!
The Carp has been struck down.
The Carp attacks The Grizzly Bear but He jumps away!
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the lower body!
It is torn!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp misses The Grizzly Bear!
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the lower body!
A chunk is torn away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right front leg!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear spits out the carp Chunk.
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the upper body!
It is torn!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the right rear paw!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear bites The Carp in the upper body!
It is broken!
The Grizzly Bear latches on firmly!
The Carp bites The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The Grizzly Bear spits out the carp Chunk.
The Grizzly Bear shakes The Carp around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!
The Carp has been struck down.
The Grizzly Bear spits out the carp Chunk.
*The bear gets out of the pond, badly beaten. Most of it is bruised or broken.
*I decide to put it out of it's misery:
The spinning small Shale rock strikes The Grizzly Bear in the upper body!
It collapses into a lump of gore!
The Grizzly Bear has been shot and killed.

And that is how the new religion of the Kobolds, Carpkreegus, was formed.

This is why grizzlies fish for salmon in rivers ^_^