2nd Moonstone, Nokzamkulal Year Zero
Fort Manager's Office.Meeting MinutesLęgan: Lęgan SpearSnaked presiding manager.
Lęgan: Present.
Lęgan: Acecudgel, BTI Investments representative.
BTI Rep: Uhm, present.
Lęgan: And Record Keeper Lęgan Spearsnaked.
BTI Rep: *ahem*
(names are checked and filed)
Lęgan: Present, Very well now. Now lets get this meeting started. First item on the agenda, Roll Call. Well we've got that out of the way, now haven't we?
BTI Rep: Yes. erhm I suppose.
Lęgan: Ok, second item. A request to Promote Mr. Acecudgels to Chief Officer of Overwatching and Investment reporting. Well, that's a long title.
BTI Rep: Yes well it's all been approved and as such you see...I was given papers and a seal with a ribbon and an official envelope.
Lęgan: Oh! Well, then lets get right on it. I'll just record these documents and have them sent over to our processing center, the verification department will have a look-see. Then up the official chain of command where it will no doubt be approved and off to the planning committee where the ceremony will be scheduled.
BTI Rep: ahem..well..That all seems like a bit much, I don't think that's will be neces-I mean a party, thank you, that is, it's not that I don't appreciate the though its just that it seems overly complicated. I mean, aren't
you most of those departments? Is it really necessary to go through all that?
Lęgan: No. It isn't. But
you're the one who wanted to file an official request for the consideration of your status and promotion to Chief, whatever it's called.
BTI Rep: Well you didn't need to be rude about it!
Lęgan: I wasn't. The first time you asked. Nor the second. The third, the fourth, the fi-Listen when you were asking me for an official meeting while I was hanging by my feet trying to construct one of the new bridges, did that really strike you as a good time for this?
BTI Rep: I'm just trying to do my Job!
Lęgan: As am I! And right now this entire fort is on Masonry duty except for Thjald. We've got a short time span to get this through Mr. Acecudgles and I don't need you whining about permits and recordings..
BTI Rep: w-w-wwell I came here for a purpose and I intend on doing it.
Lęgan: I offered you the position of record keeper but you said you didn't know how to write. So how exactly were you planning on sending these reports?!?
BTI Rep: Well I'm a leather worker of course.
Lęgan: And...is that supposed to mean something to me?
BTI Rep: Well, you see, I-I-I sew images.
Lęgan: ...
BTI Rep: Images, you know stories onto things.
Lęgan: Things.
BTI Rep: Yes like bags and shirts and, y-y-you know things!
Lęgan: I'm still not following.
BTI Rep: Well, say you had a fire here at the fort.
Legan: ok...I'll pretend you're not threatening me here.
BTI Rep: n-n-n-nonono. I mean just say there was a fire. So I would, uhm sew an image of that fire onto a shirt and a pair of pants. Then a, uhm, merchant or messenger would, they would take that shirt and pair of pants and they would uhm wear them to my bosses. So my bosses would see that and they would, determine from the pictures of the fire on the clothes, 'So I see, there's been a fire. Good job messenger pants. And good job MR. Acecudgels.'
Lęgan:...
BTI Rep: See? They would see the images I've sown, y'see and they would say 'I see-
Lęgan: That is the stupidest Idea I have ever heard. And I lived in the mountain home court amidst some of the laziest and inbred nobles you've ever seen. In fact Mr. Acecudgels perhaps, I've been wrong all along. How could I have doubted you? You're clearly the mentally disabled third cousin of the Baron himself, dropped on his head once when his mother spat him out, once more when she couldn't grasp him with her congenitally misfigured lobster hands and a third time just because it'd become something of a bit of fun.
BTI Rep: Listen here y-y-y-you lillywaisted elff-
[thick black scratches mar this section of the minutes]
Lęgan: Are you finished? Because if you think a few choice words are going to convince me to give you
any sort've authority here. When you, the one wanting some respect, just led the entire squad of our reinforcements to the most gruesome ending described since..well since I've ever heard of. You're sadly mistaken. I will gladly grind your face so deep to the bone, people will confuse your
agak for your face, if your try and push this!
BTI Rep: ...
Lęgan: Good, now get out and get back to putting that wall together.
BTI Rep: [incoherent mumbles. Something about joining the engineers guild and working out the solution finally or some such. note: applicant does not seem suitable for mechanists training, do not pursue comment]
End Meeting.
Meeting Summary: Complainant requested special benefits for suffering recent tragedy. Request Denied.
How did you deny this request?
[]Gently
[]Somewhat gently
[]Not So gently
[]With candor
[]Not so harshly
[]Somewhat Harshly
[X] Harshly
Was the complainant satisfied his denial?
[]Very Satisfied
[]Somewhat Satisfied
[]Not so satisfied
[]Neither satisfied or dissatisfied
[]Somewhat dissatisfied
[X] I'm having this dwarf watched.
Lęgan 15th of Opal, Our first Year at NokzamkulalThings are coming together for us. We now have a proper workshop section to the fort, and with some structure cobbled together I couldn't deny Crispin's requests any longer. In fact he had begun constructing a wood furnace before I had given the word but it seemed only logical and it was good to see someone with initiative
and a willingness to work with the fort instead of against it.
With the bit of iron we got from the merchant crispin used our last log to make some charcoal and work it into a well crafted axe for Murdergrins
1. This will allow us to harvest more wood for burning and smelting once we find some ore but it doesn't make the woods, themselves any safer than how fast Murdergrins
1 can swing his axe. The idea came to me shortly about walling a section of the forest off but then there was the manner of letting merchants and travellers in and so forth. With this in mind I've designed a series of raised bridges which will connect to our main entrance through which we can separate and strand any hostile force that arrives. Most importantly though it will delay anything coming in, allowing any dwarf outside a chance to get back into the fortress and seal it first.
Here's a draft of where we are so far at the north end of the Valley.
Mr. Acedcudgles our BTI Investments representative is not doing so well. He had described the horror that came down on his group aft he had a good night's rest. And our farmer took off that morning to sneak over the hill to verify things. She couldn't corroborate some of the more fantastic elements of his story but did verify that a number of dwarf corpses were left crushed with cyclops tracks surrounding them. Despite the effect it could have on moral, I ordered all dwarves lost in the forest of the Decent Axe, and all their belongings, forbidden and to left where they lie. May the gods have mercy on me for it but there's no use in dieing trying to recover one set of bones only to be leaving a set beside them.
Ah but I was talking about our 'Official Representative'. Once he had become coherent enough to work he began talking of his mandate to oversee the progress of the fort. While I was initially eager to have his help, either to help shoulder the burden or to offload it should I convince the Baron I'd done my part of whatever he's cooking here. However, his knowledge of running a fort was even less than mine
before I had arrived here. His insistence on following rules and procedures according to corporate policy and his incessant nagging about grief counseling finally wore me down. While I think he's a good dwarf, he's just the sort've troublemaker you get when you give some confidence lacking clerk a little authority. Bureaucracy, the letter of the law grueling obedience. I had to crush him now before the poison spread any worse. Thankfully he had lost his documents on his pet yak that would've verified any truth to his claims of legitimacy. Coincidentally enough, the only papers he happened to have on him were a set of management complaint forms.
1. I'm really getting tired of calling him that. But so far all attempts to get his name out have lead only to showing off that grin. I think it's become something of a game to him.3rd Obsidian Nokzamkulal Year Zero
Fort Manager's Office.Lęgan was seated behind her desk going over her bridge designs, when she heard the clamor. There in the doorway to her office stood Mr. Acecudgels, the fort's BTI Rep. His silhouette hid his expression, and making Lęgan uncomfortable.
"Yes, yes. Mr. Acecudgels, what is it?" She said, looking over the papers in her hads.
"I, *hic*, I *hic* Got something right here for you
Ms. Spearsnaked" drawled the dwarf as he hefted a barrel up over his head.
Lęgan waited to see what he would do next but he continued to stand there. "What are you planning on doing with that barrel Representative?" Lęgan questioned as she slowly positioned herself to leap away should things go sour.
"Wha-? Oh this? I-uh. I. Uh. Wait here one second" and the dwarf stumbled out the door with his barrel back at waist height. Moments later he returned and stepped into the light. His eyes shown blood shot red and his moustache was matted with dried snot. The sight causes Lęgan to cringe and lean back in her stone chair.
"Uhm. Representative what can I do for you?" The bushy black eyebrows furrow on the BTI Rep's head, his mouth forming a hard grimace like an angry fist. Before Lęgan can react the BTI Rep's arms are wrapped around her in a tight bear hug.
*Bawl* "Oh Oleary! Why'd I leave you behind? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry,
so sorry"
"Uhm.. there, there. Mr. Acecudgles. there, there." Lęgan forced herself to say as she attempted to pry his arms from around her. More wailing was all she got in response. With no foreseeable escape in sight, Lęgan sat herself down onto the floor and stroked Mr. Acecudgles's beard as he continued to sob into her lap. As the hours wore Betsy came by and dropped off some marmot biscuits, which Mr. Acecudgles ate quickly and Lęgan nibbled on while waiting for this awkward night to end. Eventually Mr. Acecudgles stopped sobbing and made his way out of the office. He wandered down the halls, not having a particular destination until he found himself down in the early storage room of the fort. Where a crude leatherworkshop had been built. On a whim, Mr. Acecudgles gave it a kick. It felt good, so he gave it another kick. Then another and another until soon Mr. Acecudgles was tearing the shop apart with his bare hands screaming his hatred of this fort and his lot in life. Eventually there was no more anger in his lungs and no shop left to dismantle. Only a lonely dwarf crying again in the night.
"Oh, I see you finally got around to tearing the old workshop down." The voice cause Mr. Acecudgles to jump. It was Crispin, the metalsmith. "The work order to tear it down 'sbeen up for a month but no one wanted to press you on the matter. Anyhow, it looks like you were pretty thorough in your dismantling. There's only some rocky rubble left."
"I, uh, yeah. thanks" Mr. Acecudgles responded. Neither dwarf is a conversational one, so they just look at each other. The two dwarves stand there, letting the silence say for them, how awkward they're feeling about it.
Crispin is the first to break the silence. "Listen, I won't tell anyone about your little temper tantrum and perhaps one day you can help me with a certain
situation I'm supposed to deal with here."
"I- uhm. sure." The nervous and shy dwarf responds, the moment passed the two go there separate ways. One, finally to bed and the blissful escape of a dreamless sleep and the other to work, searching for something.
No more pictures from winter worth taking. Although more dwarf developments have occurred, I'm drawing those out a bit more as the events of poor Mr. Acecudgles the BTI Rep dominated the fortress gossip. I was having a difficult time getting Lęgan to hold his meeting at the beginning of winter and the Rep wouldn't do anything but follow her around until she would. When they finally did hold the meeting the Rep only felt worse about the whole affair and spent the rest of the winter in the food stores drinking until he walked back up for another meeting, carrying his beer barrel with him. As soon as the meeting started though, he picked it up, dropped it off and came back. This time he cried, felt better and immediately knocked over one of the shops I had set to be removed.
Let me know if BTI Rep Acecdugles is too confusing to follow due to all the ways I refer to him. It's just something of a mouthful either way and calling him BTI Rep when speaking doesn't seem to flow naturally.