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thaineale

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thaineales RTD/strategy/roleplaying game
« on: February 01, 2009, 01:11:41 pm »

hi, so, i'm new on these forums but have been playing DF for a while...
thought i'd start an RTD thing.
FULL PLAYERS FOR THIS ROUND!
you can reserve a spot if you want to play in the next one.
players:
inaluct
a1s
strife26
sonerohi
vaiolis
thatguyyaknow
webadict
armok
neo 1096
pandarsenic 
reserved until theres a spot:
flintus10
starting scene: you wake up in a cell, a copper chain is around your neck. there is a single bed in the left corner. in the right corner there is a floor grate encrusted with vomit, urine and excretia. you are dressed in pig tail rags. the is an iron door in the middle of the right wall. you can see a salivating Elf through the bars of the door.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2009, 11:11:00 am by thaineale »
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inaluct

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Re: thaineales RTD/strategy/roleplaying game
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2009, 01:50:03 pm »

I'm down for this. I reach out and gouge the elf's eyes out with my fingers.
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Re: thaineales RTD/strategy/roleplaying game
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2009, 02:30:58 pm »

I haven't been in one of these in a while... I'll join.
I look for a way to remove the chain.
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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2009, 02:31:14 pm »

I ask the elf why I'm here while checking myself over for wounds and preparing to fight my way out.
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Re: thaineales RTD/strategy/roleplaying game
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2009, 02:42:13 pm »

Are we all in the same cell? If so I'll grab some of the vomit coverings off of the grate and 't'hrow them at the elf.
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Re: thaineales RTD/strategy/roleplaying game
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2009, 02:44:23 pm »

I'll join in! I don't really feel like going into a power position though, so I'll attempt to turn into a weapon for someone else to wield! Preferably something large, like a maul, or war axe, or maybe a great sword.
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Re: thaineales RTD/strategy/roleplaying game
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2009, 02:51:12 pm »

OK I'll try this. In an attempt to enrage the elf into a rash move I tear of my own arm and start drooling over it, sniffing it I let out an ecstatic sigh and then begin to eat it all the while making orgasmic sounds and saying things like "OOOOH this tastes sooooooooo good".
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2009, 06:29:21 pm »

J-j-j-joined. I break the neck chains!
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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2009, 08:51:25 pm »

I try to use diplomacy on the elf.
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2009, 08:52:31 pm »

8 players so far.
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Re: thaineales RTD/strategy/roleplaying game
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2009, 11:21:13 pm »

If there is room, I'm in. I shall summon my powers of fire and melt the chains off my body.
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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2009, 11:35:01 pm »

I chew through my chains.
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2009, 11:45:43 pm »

Is this more strategy, RPG or RTD? Becuase they all have different implications for playing.
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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2009, 12:14:17 am »

its a mix. later on it will turn into a tacticus-y game. i think i'm gonna say 10 people max. yes you are all in the same cell.
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inaluct:gouge the elfs eyes out w/fingers
6: you speedily stand under the door, the chain giving you just enough length to reach the door. the elf hasn't noticed you. you suddenly pop up and gouge out his eyes. you are now holding 2 Elf eyeballs. the elf doesn't notice anything, but you notice his is sniffing. the Elf is still salivating. as you were gouging the elf eyes out you could smell something.... the famillar odour of burning meat...
a1s: look to remove chain
3: you notice nothing obvious about the chain that might help you to remove it.
strife26:ask the elf why you're here, check self for wounds, prepare to fight.
you try to ask the elf but he just slobbers on you. (sometimes die (dice)rolls are not required)
you check yourself for wounds but you have non.
you limber up your muscles and get ready to fight [2] you fall over when stretching yourself. you crack your head on the side of the bed. you are bleeding from a cut in your forehead.the wound is not serious, but it impairs your vision.
sonerohi:grab vomit covering the grate
3: you scrabble at the grate but only manage to coat your hands with vomit. you notice the elf has gone crazy, his heads is pointed towards strife and he is slobbering a small river. his hands are rattling the bars.
Vaiolis:morph into large weapon
1: a large spike appears on your chest, near the stomach. the spike is inverted and is [6] hurting you very badly. you feel ill. you have major wounds [stomach]. you vomit.
thatguyyaknow: tear off arm, bait elf w/arm
2: you attemp to tear your arm off, but you just manage to pull a tendon in the progress. you cannot use your left arm now.
webadict: break neck chains
6: you flex your neck muscles and Lo! the chains shatter and fall to the ground. you do a celebratory dance.
neo1096:use fire powers to melt chains
6: you melt the chains easily enough... but you are now [3] being scalded ever so slightly. the white-hot metal pains you a lot, but as any fire-user knows, the first thing you took classes for in the Mountainhomes was heat negation. you attempt to cast this spell [1] but only make the metal worse!
you are in massive pain.
pandarsenic: chew through chains
5: years of eating mamas good ol' dwarf bread have given you super tough teeth. you chew through the chains.[4] you narrowly avoid swallowing them.
 STATUS
inaluct: wearing pig tail rags, copper chain around neck, holding 2 elf eyeballs.
a1s: staring intently at his copper chain. wearing pig tail rags and a copper chain.
strife26:wearing pig tail rags, copper chain.impeared vision: -1 to action requiring looking.
sonerohi: wearing pig tail rags, copper chain. vomit-y hands.
vaiolis:pig tails rags, copper chain. spike in stomach. major stomach wounds(each turn i roll, if you get 1-2 then you die, your wounds can be healed by another person).
thatguyyaknow:clothes: pig tail rags, copper chain. Pulled tendon in left arm (use of left arm restricted)
webadict:clothes: pig tail rags.doing a dance
neo1096:clothes:!!pig tail rags!!, on fire, being scalded. if you survive 2 turns the the metal hardens again.
 pandarsenic: wearing pig tail rags.
NPC actions: SE (salivating elf): shake bars:2: he doesnt manage to get the bars open yet.
NPC status
salivating elf
no eyes, salivating, shaking bars.
well... a good-ish round...
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2009, 01:18:31 am »

Eat the elf! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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