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Yanlin

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Spearmen are into bondage.
« on: January 31, 2009, 12:24:28 pm »
So I go waltzing into an apartment complex to recruit a nice little companion. I wander into this apartment to see something that shocks me. A wounded spearman. Then I notice a female. Maybe his wife. There's a boot and a sock by the side. Foot fetish?


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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 12:26:27 pm »
I don't get it.
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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 12:38:42 pm »
Maybe you should look up what bondage means.
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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 01:01:13 pm »
I don't see anything funny here. The guy is missing an entire leg. I see crap like this all the time in Dwarf Fortress. Both are getting food from a barrel, yes, but that doesn't qualify as bondage.
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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 02:24:08 pm »
I guess imagination isn't high today. Maybe he took bondage a bit too far eh?

I still want to know where the leg is... I couldn't find it.
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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2009, 03:41:36 pm »
Sparman is wounded in battle.

Returns home to loving wife.

Eats from barrel.

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I see no connection to bondage at all.
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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2009, 04:15:07 pm »
You probably mean sadomasochism, rather than bondage.
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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2009, 04:24:57 pm »
People, people... I was so sure humor and imagination was a necessity to playing this game...
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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2009, 08:47:09 pm »
I think when people in adventure mode are asleep it says they are unconscious.
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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2009, 01:54:47 am »
No. He's not asleep. He kept waking up and fainting due to lack of his leg.
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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2009, 02:30:02 pm »
Ok... lets see.... *Click*
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B-O-N-D-A-G-E
*Click*
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"Whoah."
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Thanks Yanlin!  :D
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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2009, 03:36:22 pm »
My pleasure. (No pun intended.)
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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2009, 04:23:27 am »
That's more like an amputee fetish innit.
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Re: Spearmen are into bondage.
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2009, 08:24:07 am »
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