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[Vlynndar]

I like the burying them where they fall idea. That way you get to be suspicious if there is a gigantic hill just past a little crevice in the rock.

[Armok]

Take this, you know what to do.

[Zelitor]

sorry guys, but I'm going to have to drop out..

[inaluct]

Uh. Bump.

Inaluct, Artistê, has been miserable lately. Vaiolis' RPG has not updated recently. Armok's RPG has not updated recently. He has been tormented by flies recently. He has slept in a substandard bed recently. He has complained about the lack of chairs lately. He has complained about the lack of tables lately. He has admired a fine chain recently. He was forced to draw two pictures out of boredom recently.

Build a massive tower that covers nearly all of the island in one cyclopean pillar stretching towards the sky. This is what I am envisioning:

Drawn at night, because the world of DF is a world of eternal darkness.

Also, capture the slugmen and dump them in a room with some tables and chairs and beds and stuff. BAM, slugman/dwarf fort.

I will totally learn how to draw some day. In the mean time, have this artist's interpretation of the event:

This is a picture of Bossu Braingrizzled the True Poetry the Titan and dwarves. Bossu Braingrizzled the True Poetry is crushing the dwarves with a cloth bin and a HUGE MANLY FIIIIIST This engraving relates to the crushing of Nil Imishtoneg and Urist Dumedzeg by Bossu Braingrizzled the True Poetry in the dwarf fortress Knotlances in the year 234.

[a1s]

Take this, you know what to do.

err... should we go to Mordor and drop it into mount doom?

[inaluct]

OKAY OKAY SO HERE ARE OUR HEROES THEY ARE GOING TO LOVELORIN OR WAHTEVER TO GET THE CLUB AND DROP IT IN MORDOR


HERE THEY ARE

OUR HEROES

OKAY, WHERES THE ELF LORD

THESE ARE SOME SHITTY CARRVINGS EVERYTHINGS MADE OF WOOD FUCK

YEAH VABOKS SEEN BETTER

HES SEEN WAAAY BETTER ENGRAVINGS
SPIDER GUY SEES THAT THESE SUCK
YEAH THAT GUY WITH THE SOCK ON HIS HEAD AGREES

EVERYONE SEES THAT THESE ENGRAVINGS SUCK


SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP VABOK EVERYBODY SEES THE ENGRAVINGS SUCK I MEAN GEEZ

WHERE THE HELL IS THE ELF GUY

[Armok]

I'm so sorry... so sorry...

[inaluct]

OH FUCK FINALLY HERE HE IS

WHAT AN ASSHOLE

BASTARD

SO THIS GUY IS TALKING OKAY

SPIDER GUY SEES A FLY HES HUNGRY
OKAY FUUUCK VABOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE HES GONNA KILL THESE FUCKING ENGRAVINGS
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT SOCK GUY IS STRANGLING THE ELF

OH MAN HELL YES

[Aqizzar]

Shouldn't Spider Guy's vision be represented by eight dotted lines?



(Hey everyone, inaluct is going off the deep end.  Let's egg him on.)

[inaluct]

HELL YES GO VAIOLIS GO VAIO-



SHIT



SHIT SHIT SHIT OH GOD ELF BLOOD

ROLL SAVING THROWS

OH MAN VAIOLIS FUUUCK

NOW HE HAS ELF AIDS

THAT'S LIKE TWICE AS BAD AS NORMAL AIDS


OH GOD FUCK HIS LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE HIS EYES FUUUCK

[inaluct]

Doublepost.

I just realized that elf guy shows up right when Armok did. Oh well. He wasn't some sort of metaphor for you, Armok, so you don't need to worry about Vaiolis garroting your head off or anything.

Anyway, after that interlude, how's the update forecast looking?

[Vaiolis]

 

I don't even know what to say. Strangely entertaining though... you should make more It'll be a webcomic without the puns and comedy. At least until Armok updates... but for some reason I have the feeling Armok won't update his until I update mine. It's vengeance against my slow pace!

[Strife26]

Well you must hurry and update then!!

I'll just take my non-artistic skills and leave now.

[Armok]

The reason I haven't updated is my suckyness and BotG V, I should update but I haven't taken the time.

[inaluct]

Update?