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[inaluct]

Spoiler: inaluct (click to show/hide)

2-1=1. a living wolf pelt floats down and attacks you.
dodge roll:1
you pitifully attempt to kill the wolf pelt but it just rips your head off.
dead.

Spoiler: flintus (click to show/hide)

1. you get some clothes on. some BURNING clothes!
dodge roll: 2.you manage to get the clothes off but you are heavily burned. and eventually die from your suffering.
dead.

Spoiler: mario sue (click to show/hide)

4. you succesfully get a codpiece from the pile of clothes. what ever that is.
naked. has "codpiece"

Spoiler: cheetar (click to show/hide)

3. you gain the ability of evolving into a smaller than usual gyarados.
naked. can evolve into a smaller than usual gyarados.

Spoiler: fenrir (click to show/hide)

6. you temporarily gain MASSIVE success! but theres no guarantee it wont be too massive.
naked. temporary +4 roll bonus.

Spoiler: trifes (click to show/hide)

6. you talk to the other people around REALLY loudly. this results in you spraining your vocal cords.
naked. sprained vocal cords: random roll penalty.

i will include armok if he posts soon.
wow flint. that must be a new record.

Oh look, look at that. That's a nice action list. It would be a shame if... It should happen to have an ACCIDENT!

*SMASH*
*CRUSH*
*BREAK*

Spoiler: inaluct2-1=1. a living wolf pelt floats down and attacks you.
dodge roll:1
you pitifuler (click to show/hide)

[spoiler=flintus]1. you get some clothes on. some BURNING clothes!
dodge roll: 2.you manage to get the clothes off but you are heavily burned. and eventually die from your suffering.
dead.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=mario [/color]sue]4. you succesfully get a codpiece from the pile of clothes. what ever that is.
naked. has "codpiece"

Spoiler: cetar (click to show/hide)

3. you gain the ability of evolving into a smaller than usual gyarados.
naked. can evolve into a smaller than usual gyarados.

[spoiler=fenrir]6. you temporarily galer]
[spoi[/color]
in MASSIVE success! but theres no guarantee it wont be too massive.
naked. temporary +4 roll bonus.[/spoi
i will include armok if he posts soon. thy. this results in you spraining your vocal cords.
naked. sprained vocal [crds: random rol
wow flint. that must be a new record.e oth[/color]er people around REALLY loudl

[Vlynndar]

Vandalism, but well-excecuted. I like you adding the pink tag.

[Cheeetar]

I turn into Gyrados, and waterbeam everyone.

[Flintus10]

Well that's a real shame about my guy lol... so I'm out?

[Vlynndar]

You should attempt turning into a zombie.

[Fenrir]

And Fenrir should start by eating the sun!

I think that it's Sköll that eats the sun. I'm to be off eating Odin and getting killed by magic shoes, as I understand. Of course, "Sköll" can be used to poetically refer to me, so we may never know. He made no mention of the Sun, so I'll just eat the whole damn universe.

[Dragooble]

YOU FORGOT ME. I demand a X2 to my last roll.

And flintus definitely died too easily.

sorry about that i'll fix that.

[Dragooble]

Spoiler: cheetar (click to show/hide)

3. you turn into gyarados and waterbeam everyone! it only makes them wet and uncomfortable though.
naked. transformed into gyarados.

Spoiler: mario sue (click to show/hide)

2. you attempt to don your codpiece. it turns out its a size too small.
naked. has codpiece. wet and uncomfortable. random roll penalty

Spoiler: fenrir (click to show/hide)

2+4=6. you succesfully eat the universe so fast you end up eating it twice resulting in a hellish mess in your stomach.
naked. has messed up universe in stomach. wet and uncomfortable. random roll penalty

Spoiler: Trifes (click to show/hide)

4-1=3. the midgard serpent gets channeled quite unwillingly.
naked. has channeled an unwilling midgard serpent. wet and uncomfortable. random roll penalty

quite an interesting turn. did you post an action wolfmanz this turn? i didnt see one.

[Fenrir]

Is everyone in my stomach? If I just ate everything, where am I standing now?

[Dragooble]

uhhhh. the room you were previously in is the closest one to. your stomach lining and... i dont know! just roll with it
roll board edited a bit. and i just realized the pun in "roll with it"

[Fenrir]

I shake myself dry, as canines often do. Hang on people; if you're in my stomach, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

[Wolfmanz]

My chopped off finger becomes a staff of great magical power and I use it to set fenrir on FIAH.

[Flintus10]

I try to rise up as a zombie

if not then my disembodied spirit posseses the most useful object in the room (i.e clothing elemental)

[Cheeetar]

I practice my waterbeam for hours to level up, making me strongah.

[Vlynndar]

I'll help Flint get channeled into my codpiece, if he and you are okay with that.
If not, I cling onto the orange statue so I don't get too shaken when the universe-eater dries himself.