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[Dragooble]

since im so tired of finding RTDs right when there are no more spots, i'm making my own. give me your name and that's it.

You are in a large open room. all that is visible in the room are two Bonfires producing an orange glow. and a pile of clothes at the foot of a large orange statue.
the statue is of a large bearded man in a robe and appears to be laughing at you.

you start out naked and with absolutely nothing, just like all the other RTD's out there.

rolls
1: epic fail
2: failure
3 slight success
4:good success
5: epic win
6: overshot

sometime you will get a random roll penalty which means your roll is subtracted by the result of another roll minus 3 so roll - (roll - 3)

[inaluct]

OH GOD RESERVED

My name is Inaluct.

Oh crap, an orange statue! I know from my Crawl experiences that it is very, very dangerous, so I attempt to stay moving around the other people fast enough not to get hit by it's firebolts.

[Armok]

I'm in.
My name is... *bashes keyboard* Yjhjhmh
I get some clothes and wear them.

[Dragooble]

ok ill wait till tommorow till posting. or at least till everyone signs up and im still awake.

[Fenrir]

Oh crap, an orange statue! I know from my Crawl experiences that it is very, very dangerous, so I attempt to stay moving around the other people fast enough not to get hit by it's firebolts.

I thought that orange statues fried one's brain. At least that what the one I met did.

My name is... *bashes keyboard* Yjhjhmh

That reminds me: I need to get to work on Serkib again.

My character's name is Fenrir. I'm a giant wolf: I'm always naked and never ashamed. Therefore, I ignore the clothes and eat the laughing man.

[inaluct]

You know, they probably do just fry your brain. I haven't seen one in action for a while.

[Cheeetar]

I sign up.

[Dragooble]

I sign up.

your forgetting something.

[inaluct]

Oh yeah, Fenrir, there isn't a laughing man. It's an orange statue of a laughing man.

[Fenrir]

Oh, In that case, I eat the clothes.

Four people should be enough, right? START ROLLIN'!

[Dragooble]

actually i think ill wait for a few more. we want as much failure as we can get, in the chamber of failure.

[Fenrir]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The waiting... it burns usssss....

[Wolfmanz]

Failure? I can fail! Sign me up!
I am me.
Hmm... I'll trust Inaluct on this, I throw wood from a bonfire and set the statue and the clothes ON FIAH!
If Fenrir already ate them, I set him on fiah. He deserves it for eating the things I wanted to set on fiah.

Btw- I don't know if there can be too bonfires. I think you meant TWO.

[Dragooble]

well excuuuuuuuuuuse ME princess.
five is enough. here are your rolls

Spoiler: inaluct (click to show/hide)

2. you try to dodge the firebolts you are ABSOLUTELY sure are there. but you fall flat on your face breaking your nose.
broken nose: random roll penalty(i will edit the first post about this) Naked

Spoiler: Yjhjhmh (click to show/hide)

3. you get some clothes but rip them in the process.
wearing ripped clothes.

Spoiler: fenrir (click to show/hide)

2. you choke on the first piece of clothing you eat but manage to cough it up.
injured throat: random roll penalty.

Spoiler: Wolfmanz (click to show/hide)

4. you get a merry blaze going with the clothes.
naked

oh carp fenrir didnt show up for some reason.

[inaluct]

I cause a wolf pelt and some underwear to float magically down to me. As is natural, I wear the underwear as underwear and the wolf pelt as a cloak.