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Author Topic: What's your line?  (Read 78995 times)

Mad Larks

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #300 on: June 20, 2009, 09:03:35 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Some games are sandboxes. The thing about sandboxes is you need to go out and buy a pre-made bucket in order to do anything besides blobs, and then your options are still limited to whatever you can make by combining lots of pre-made bucket shapes.  Dwarf fortress is an arc welder in a junkyard. 

I think you could boil that down to:

Dwarf Fortress: Some games are sandboxes. They're still limited to the buckets applied. Dwarf Fortress is a mad genius with an arc welder in a scrap yard.

I added the 'mad genius' bit, since it seemed appropriate *cough*magmadeathtraps*cough*
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #301 on: June 20, 2009, 10:26:37 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Some games are sandboxes. They're still limited to the buckets supplied. Dwarf Fortress is a mad genius with an arc welder in a scrap yard.

Fixed, slightly.  And I like that.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #302 on: June 21, 2009, 06:03:23 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Some games are sandboxes. They're still limited to the buckets supplied. Dwarf Fortress is a mad genius with an arc welder in a scrap yard.

Fixed, slightly.  And I like that.

Oh yeah, duh. Silly me.
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mickel

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #303 on: June 21, 2009, 04:35:16 pm »

"Those fools in the mountainhomes laughed at my theories; mad they called me - mad!!!"

EDIT: Though I think my current signature says it all, really. "What happens in Nefekvucar stays in Nefekvucar."
« Last Edit: June 21, 2009, 04:41:19 pm by mickel »
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #304 on: June 21, 2009, 05:14:34 pm »

"What happens in Nefekvucar stays in Nefekvucar."
Until the next version, whereupon it will spread to the whole world, with much laughing and application of magma.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #305 on: July 02, 2009, 01:13:22 am »

Dwarf Fortress: LOL MOST PEOPLE ARE GOING TO STOP PLAYING IN TWO SECONDS

Where everybody can have........ Retarded Dragons
« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 01:18:08 am by Vynergy »
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #306 on: July 02, 2009, 09:45:45 am »

Dwarf Fortress:  Where everyone is right!
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #307 on: July 02, 2009, 10:27:35 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Where everyone is wrong!

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« Reply #308 on: July 02, 2009, 10:31:37 am »

Dwarf Fortress:  Where everyone thinks they're right!
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #309 on: July 02, 2009, 12:21:45 pm »

"Wait...you built a working model of Isengard out of mushroom wood and...what the hell is this?  Soap?"
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #310 on: July 02, 2009, 12:34:01 pm »

The Dwarf Fortress Cycle of Life: Dead goblin begets goblin bone begets goblin bone bolt begets dead goblin...
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #311 on: July 02, 2009, 01:03:06 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: The only God Game that makes you believe God exists and is acutally having Fun!

If you're wondering why a benevolent God lets bad things happen, you've never played DF.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #312 on: July 03, 2009, 05:32:50 am »

Magma solves everything!
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #313 on: July 03, 2009, 05:47:24 am »

Dwarf Fortress: The only God Game that makes you believe God exists and is acutally having Fun!

If you're wondering why a benevolent God lets bad things happen, you've never played DF.


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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #314 on: July 03, 2009, 06:00:58 am »

No, Dwarf Fortress is like "God? Hey, God? Yeah? You listening? God? You are listening? Good. Fuck you."

God has burned to death in the magma
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