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Author Topic: What's your line?  (Read 79012 times)

mattmoss

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #285 on: June 15, 2009, 02:30:18 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: You're Screwed.
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Org

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #286 on: June 15, 2009, 02:32:54 pm »

CHEATER! There are 8 dwarves in there.
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mattmoss

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #287 on: June 15, 2009, 02:35:09 pm »

CHEATER! There are 8 dwarves in there.

One of them gets eaten while the rest escape.  ;D
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #288 on: June 15, 2009, 03:20:53 pm »

No. The one pulling the wagon is a gnome.
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Ninja

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #289 on: June 16, 2009, 07:59:50 am »

it's df, the dragon will probably choke on it's own fire ball.
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LegoLord

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #290 on: June 16, 2009, 08:19:03 am »

Looks more like a trade caravan.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #291 on: June 16, 2009, 07:08:54 pm »

Looks more like a trade caravan.

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LegoLord

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #292 on: June 16, 2009, 07:53:17 pm »

Looks more like a trade caravan.

King of the beasts
I meant the dwarves, not the dragon.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

Eagle

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #293 on: June 16, 2009, 07:59:35 pm »

jaked122

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #294 on: June 19, 2009, 01:22:39 pm »

"If you can't build a tower upon a sheer cliff face over which you may throw precisely one hundred and fifty-two kittens and seven stalwart dwarves to their explosive doom some fifty stories below, then brother, your game ain't much of a sandbox, is it?"

I....
I need to send that to Will Wright.
it should be a feature of sims 3!!!!

Azkanan

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #295 on: June 19, 2009, 02:43:32 pm »

CHEATER! There are 8 dwarves in there.
One of them is the Diplomat.
Whom nobody recognises in Life, so, no worries.

Dwarf Fortress; the only game where you can beat a child to death with it's own legs.
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IHateOutside

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #296 on: June 20, 2009, 07:38:14 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Every mission is a suicide mission
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RAM

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #297 on: June 20, 2009, 09:00:40 am »

Do not ask what your fortress will do to you, ask what you will do to your fortress.
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Azkanan

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #298 on: June 20, 2009, 10:42:17 am »

In Dwarf Fortress, we do not eat fish. FISH EAT *YOU*.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #299 on: June 20, 2009, 05:04:51 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: It's a bit like every game you've ever played mixed together.

Dwarf Fortress: Imagine if Stronghold 2's fort building system were applied to Warcraft 3 along with a powerful physics engine and the game tracked every single soldier and gave them their own unique dreams, wants, thirsts, love, hate, genetics and organs.

Dwarf Fortress: The only game where the plots of both Lord Of The Rings and Romeo&Juliet are not only possible and probable, but can happen simultaneously.

Dwarf Fortress: It's the sort of thing Ford Prefect would have to explain.

Dwarf Fortress: Imagine what a fantasy world would look like if you had a better imagination.

Dwarf Fortress: It's a barrel of monkeys being rolled down a hill made of elves into magma, and it's both economically viable and the only moral option.

Dwarf Fortress: Some games are sandboxes. The thing about sandboxes is you need to go out and buy a pre-made bucket in order to do anything besides blobs, and then your options are still limited to whatever you can make by combining lots of pre-made bucket shapes.  Dwarf fortress is an arc welder in a junkyard. 
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