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Author Topic: What's your line?  (Read 78798 times)

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #135 on: February 27, 2009, 05:38:44 pm »

DF: The only game that can make a goblin fly across the map in a single hammer blow.

DF: Elves? In MY fortress?! Pull the lever!!!
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #136 on: February 28, 2009, 04:08:02 am »

DF: I am tired of these Uristfucking elves on this Uristfucking fortress!
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #137 on: February 28, 2009, 08:08:12 am »

DF: I have had it with these Uristfucking elves on this Uristfucking fortress!
Everybody strap in! I'm gonna pull some fucking levers.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #138 on: February 28, 2009, 01:54:20 pm »

The maternity ward? Whats that? Oh you mean the place with the mothers and babies! That's called a Barracks.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #139 on: March 01, 2009, 03:33:36 am »

Dwarven megaweapons. As subtle as finding a !!kobold thief!! in your booze stockpile.

THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH MAGMA.

WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED.

If it has stats, we can kill it.

Also, Pruvan, holy shit. I applaud you.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #140 on: March 01, 2009, 03:34:49 am »

If it has stats, we can kill it.


Mine as well. But is Ironblood an exception?

DF: Captain Ironblood.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #141 on: March 01, 2009, 03:39:04 am »

If it has stats, we can kill it.


Mine as well. But is Ironblood an exception?

DF: Captain Ironblood.

Ironblood has surpassed stats. Hes a badass version of Neo in the Matrix that is DF.

DF: Captain Ironblood. OH SHIT.

DF: Basically, every goblin that ever lived died at Nist Akath.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #142 on: March 03, 2009, 03:01:12 am »

26 carp are more than 4 fisherdwarves.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #143 on: March 03, 2009, 03:52:52 am »

DF: proof that you can lead a horse to water, AND kick it in.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #144 on: March 03, 2009, 03:54:12 am »

Wow. Reading these has made my day. Thankyou so much.

DF: Oh, sorry, I didnt mean to knock you across three mountain ranges with my artifact adamantine warhammer.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #145 on: March 03, 2009, 04:45:16 am »

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #146 on: March 03, 2009, 04:49:38 pm »

DF:The human army only makes you strong. The dwarf militia makes you ULTRA-MIGHTY!
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #147 on: March 04, 2009, 03:27:43 am »

Dwarffortress, Dwarf Fortress

This is a game. All craftsmenship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of awesomantine and menaces with spikes of complexitine. On it is an engraving of a Dwarf Fortress and other games. The Dwarf Fortress is striking down the other games.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #148 on: March 05, 2009, 06:56:03 pm »

DF: I'm here to kick ass and eat cat tallow roast, and I'm all out of cat tallow!
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #149 on: March 05, 2009, 09:24:46 pm »

DF: I'm here to kick ass and eat cat tallow roast, and I'm all out of ass... Because I kicked so much of it earlier.

My variation.
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