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[Duke 2.0]

 I propose we post identical topics in both forums and log their reactions for scientific studies.

[Lemnx]

DF: English alphabet simulating the physics of falling babies!

[Yanlin]

Don't forget about teaching us math. What's goblin divided by 5?

[Bujold]

Don't forget about teaching us math. What's goblin divided by 5?

g/5 = (A_blood(V_blood-V_bled) )*g_siegers
                        g_runaways²

As you can see from the above formula, to have the maximum area dyed with blood, you should always allow the goblins to increase the g_siegers variable a bit by letting the survivors run away to avoid depleting g_globalpop. Then, when they are really pissed and throw a g_siegers>80 at you, use your cunning dwarven engineering to trap them in the killing fields so that the squared g_runaways won't get in the way of repainting the temple of Armok.



I'm just kidding. Everybody knows A_blood = (N_chunks+N_bodyparts)*Wall hit percentage + 1.

[woose1]

Don't forget about teaching us math. What's goblin divided by 5?

g/5 = (A_blood(V_blood-V_bled) )*g_siegers
                        g_runaways²

As you can see from the above formula, to have the maximum area dyed with blood, you should always allow the goblins to increase the g_siegers variable a bit by letting the survivors run away to avoid depleting g_globalpop. Then, when they are really pissed and throw a g_siegers>80 at you, use your cunning dwarven engineering to trap them in the killing fields so that the squared g_runaways won't get in the way of repainting the temple of Armok.



I'm just kidding. Everybody knows A_blood = (N_chunks+N_bodyparts)*Wall hit percentage + 1.

I award you +3 comedian.

[Yanlin]

I'm already a legendary comedian+5...

[Foa]

I'm already a legendary comedian+5...

Put that in you Avi Text, Legendary +8 Comedian, it'll make look good, if you include his bonus.

[woose1]

I was awarding the points to Bujold.
 

[Zai]

Don't forget about teaching us math. What's goblin divided by 5?

g/5 = (A_blood(V_blood-V_bled) )*g_siegers
                        g_runaways²

As you can see from the above formula, to have the maximum area dyed with blood, you should always allow the goblins to increase the g_siegers variable a bit by letting the survivors run away to avoid depleting g_globalpop. Then, when they are really pissed and throw a g_siegers>80 at you, use your cunning dwarven engineering to trap them in the killing fields so that the squared g_runaways won't get in the way of repainting the temple of Armok.



I'm just kidding. Everybody knows A_blood = (N_chunks+N_bodyparts)*Wall hit percentage + 1.

These may very well be the best fake formulas I've ever seen.

[Yanlin]

I was awarding the points to Bujold.
 

Of course. I should have known. Give no credit to the person that inspired the joke.

[sonerohi]

DF: Aww fuck, now the magma is ruining the nice engravings in the dining room.
or
DF: Shit, those were migrants?

[Bujold]

Of course. I should have known. Give no credit to the person that inspired the joke.

Aw, come on guys, give him some love too. That was one of the best setups I've ever shamelessly exploited for my own e-peen growing.

These may very well be the best fake formulas I've ever seen.

Actually, I thought the last one was accurate, but I realised later I had forgotten to take bloody arcs and "two-limbs-on-one-tile" cases in account. If all goes well though (lots of parts flying everywhere) you should get more blood than calculated, and that's never a bad thing.

[Strife26]

DF:

you should get more blood than calculated, and that's never a bad thing.

[Baughn]

The dev notes are always good for a quote. Let's see...

DF: "the ability to grab the exposed guts, attack or sever the exposed guts, the guts getting dirty when they drag on the ground and other such things all came basically for free"

DF: It has huge guts, and you can rip and tear them.

[Vincent]

"The spinning cave spider silk sock strikes the elf in the lower body! It explodes into gore!"

Or:

!!Peasant!!: The deadliest thing imaginable.