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Bronimin

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #375 on: October 08, 2010, 10:20:09 am »
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #376 on: October 08, 2010, 02:28:44 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: where you can put a computer in your computer so you can have Fun while you have fun.
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Quote from: Frumple on September 24, 2014, 07:53:18 pm
@Footjob, you can microwave most grains I've tried pretty easily through the microwave, even if they aren't packaged for it.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #377 on: October 08, 2010, 04:27:27 pm »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #378 on: October 08, 2010, 04:53:20 pm »
"Hey baby you wearing any thing under that beard?"

Oh, wait this isn't a dwarven pick up line thread? Drat.

Um, "When all else fails use magma."
"If magma fails, use more magma."
"If more magma fails clearly you didn't use enough magma."
"For !!SCIENCE!!"
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Quote from: EmeraldWind on December 19, 2010, 10:21:32 pm
I just realized two things. 1. For the Win and F___ the World have the same initials. 2. They have the same meaning in Dwarf Fortress.

Thadius

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #379 on: October 08, 2010, 08:58:39 pm »
In response to almost any question asked of it:

"Yeah, its got that."
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Quote from: Astramancer on August 03, 2010, 09:27:19 pm
If you accidentally lock the elves in the depot and wait until they're insane to capture them in cages and then lock the next group of elves in the depot and unleash the insane elves from their cages, that's still somehow your fault.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #380 on: October 08, 2010, 09:02:46 pm »
Single man zerg rush is a viable defense strategy.
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Nom nom nom

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #381 on: October 08, 2010, 10:17:55 pm »
Quote from: Thadius on October 08, 2010, 08:58:39 pm
In response to almost any question asked of it:

"Yeah, its got that."

Or
"Not yet, but I hear it's planned."
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #382 on: October 08, 2010, 10:38:09 pm »
"Hey look at the cute little wolfi-OHMYGODTHEIREATINGMYFACE!"
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #383 on: October 08, 2010, 11:55:24 pm »
"If it ain't in there and you can't make it, someone is making a mod for it.  Occasionally it's even Toady."
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Quote from: Astramancer on August 03, 2010, 09:27:19 pm
If you accidentally lock the elves in the depot and wait until they're insane to capture them in cages and then lock the next group of elves in the depot and unleash the insane elves from their cages, that's still somehow your fault.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #384 on: October 09, 2010, 02:27:42 am »
How about
Histories of Creativity and !!cats!!?
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #385 on: October 09, 2010, 02:32:14 am »
Dwarf Fortress: The New Frontier of Child-Torture Games.
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A pool of Dwarven Ale.
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ?

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #386 on: October 09, 2010, 02:44:03 am »
GOOD GOD WHY????
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Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #387 on: October 09, 2010, 12:25:31 pm »
"This is a fortress.  All craftdwarfship is of varying quality with varying amounts of booze, vomit, and death.  It menaces with spikes of steel, is adorned with rings of magma, and is encrusted with giant toad leather.  On the fortress is an image of a Giant Toad and humans.  The humans are bowing before the Giant Toad.  This refers to Toady One the Great ascending to demigodhood in the year 2010.  Toady One the Great was associated with programming, dwarves, and general awesomeness.  On the fortress is an image of dwarves and humans.  The dwarves are cowering.  The humans are striking a menacing pose and laughing.  This refers to every fortress ever."
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Quote from: Astramancer on August 03, 2010, 09:27:19 pm
If you accidentally lock the elves in the depot and wait until they're insane to capture them in cages and then lock the next group of elves in the depot and unleash the insane elves from their cages, that's still somehow your fault.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #388 on: October 09, 2010, 05:45:31 pm »
In reference to my 8,087 year old world:

"If you want to see the future, imagine a steel boot stepping on a giant desert scorpion, forever."

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Do you always look at it in ASCII?

You get used to it, I don't even see the ASCII.  All I see is blacksmith, miner, goblin.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #389 on: October 09, 2010, 06:36:34 pm »
Quote from: Vercingetorix on October 09, 2010, 05:45:31 pm
In reference to my 8,087 year old world:

"If you want to see the future, imagine a steel boot stepping on a giant desert scorpion, forever."

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That's pretty funny.
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