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ThtblovesDF

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #210 on: April 12, 2009, 08:30:53 pm »
Quote from: Awayfarer on April 03, 2009, 08:52:03 pm
DF: Your free time has crumbled to its end.

Very true I would like to say.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #211 on: April 14, 2009, 10:56:34 am »
Quote from: ThtblovesDF on April 12, 2009, 08:30:53 pm
Quote from: Awayfarer on April 03, 2009, 08:52:03 pm
DF: Your free time has crumbled to its end.

Very true I would like to say.

DF: "The ☼Videogame☼ hits your +Computer+ in the -CPU-. It explodes in gore!"
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #212 on: April 14, 2009, 12:14:32 pm »
Quote from: Yanlin on April 14, 2009, 10:56:34 am
DF: "The ☼Videogame☼ hits your +Computer+ in the -CPU-. It explodes in gore!"

Reminds me of what Yahtzee said about his computer when he played Crysis.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #213 on: April 14, 2009, 12:19:54 pm »
DF: "The ☼Videogame☼ hits your !!XXComputerXX!! in the !!XXCPUXX!!.  It explodes in gore!"
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Yanlin

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #214 on: April 14, 2009, 06:01:15 pm »
No. That's AFTER you play DF. The ☼2nd session☼ hits your now damaged and on fire components.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #215 on: April 14, 2009, 08:15:47 pm »
That's how my computer is before playing DF.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #216 on: April 14, 2009, 10:03:29 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Truth in Packaging
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #217 on: April 14, 2009, 10:37:38 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: You have struck Uselessite!
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"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #218 on: April 14, 2009, 11:06:42 pm »
I hope this hasn't been used yet:

(Shameless overdone joke warning:)
Dwarf Fortress:  THIS...  IS....  MORDOR!!!


Though my actual description of the game is:

It's like sushi.  The first time you play, you'll be like "Get it away from me!"  The next time you play, you'll be like "Oh, I sort of get it!".  The third time you play, you'll be hooked for life.
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Quote from: kinseti on April 13, 2009, 01:35:13 pm
"Don't worry Urist, the spider can't hurt us! He's trapped in an invisible box!"

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #219 on: April 15, 2009, 06:37:01 am »
DF: The ☼Tantrum spiral☼ strikes your -Fortress- in the +Meeting hall+. It explodes in gore!

Your sanity has crumbled to its end.
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Aqizzar

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #220 on: April 15, 2009, 06:45:56 am »
Here's a great one, courtesy of a Three Toe ASCII reward.  His description of a burgeoning tantrum spiral-

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“It is the evil lord Alrigon,” said the captain.  “He lays siege to the castle.  He killed marks-dwarf Ulrich, who was Aliz’s brother, who was an acquaintance of Mog, who was friends with the Thogan sisters.  You can see clearly the magnitude of the tragedy."
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #221 on: April 15, 2009, 08:08:32 pm »
ripped off from Inspired by Yanlin:
DF: The ☼Tantrum spiral☼ strikes your -Fortress- in the ☼Meeting hall☼.
The shot glances away.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
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Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #222 on: April 16, 2009, 12:36:51 am »
Quote from: LegoLord on April 15, 2009, 08:08:32 pm
ripped off from Inspired by Yanlin:
DF: The ☼Tantrum spiral☼ strikes your -Fortress- in the ☼Meeting hall☼.
The shot glances away.

More like:

DF: The +Tantrum spiral+ strikes your -Fortress- in the ☼<<☼Meeting hall☼>>☼.
The shot glances away.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #223 on: April 17, 2009, 02:50:59 pm »
DF: Where your dorfs can simultaneously be sad about losing a spouse, and extatic for peeling a -pig tail sock- from it
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Yanlin

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #224 on: April 18, 2009, 12:14:01 pm »
What about that one where the mayor killer her only son and turned him into a leather bag? Her thoughts screen showed she enjoyed the kill.

Damn brats.
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