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KrunkSplein

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #195 on: March 31, 2009, 11:12:23 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Turning loose change into deadly projectiles since <insert year here>

Dwarf Fortress: Where Maternity leave doesn't even count for the newborn.

Dwarf Fortress: Proving you aren't the only one who vomits when exposed to sunlight.

Dwarf Fortress: Making other programmers feel inadequate and worthless.

Dwarf Fortress: Where the fish catch the fishermen.

Dwarf Fortress: Where two cats can be more devastating than a horde of goblins.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #196 on: March 31, 2009, 02:26:26 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Life, Universe and Everything... if Toady gets the time to code it.

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Dwarf Fortress: Turning loose change into deadly projectiles since <insert year here>

I propose 'Dwarf Fortress: Turning loose change into deadly projectiles since worldgen."
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #197 on: March 31, 2009, 10:20:10 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Where there are more than a thousand ways to skin a cat, dog, horse, elf, goblin,human, leopard,raccoon,mermaid....
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Quote from: Fishbulb on January 17, 2010, 10:31:01 am
And thus did the dream of dwarven antigravity fade away, not with a massive explosion or a flood of magma, but with a whimper.

I'm going to be depressed all day now.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #198 on: March 31, 2009, 11:12:34 pm »
DF: Kill it! Kill it with magma!

DF: Apply directly to the forehead
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #199 on: April 01, 2009, 11:38:45 am »
Quote from: Lord Licorice on January 29, 2009, 05:21:09 am
"If you can't build a tower upon a sheer cliff face over which you may throw precisely one hundred and fifty-two kittens and seven stalwart dwarves to their explosive doom some fifty stories below, then brother, your game ain't much of a sandbox, is it?"

This is almost inspiring me to build a tower jutting out from a sheer cliff... Parrallel to the ground instead of perpendicular to it.
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Quote from: Greiger on June 14, 2010, 09:16:28 am
That's what DF needs, The gutbuster brigade.  Screw that elf and his cat. Thibbledorf Pwent is the real hero.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #200 on: April 02, 2009, 03:01:50 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Diabolus Ex Machina.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #201 on: April 02, 2009, 06:24:01 pm »
Dwarf Quote #6821: NEED MORE STEEEEEEEL!!!!!
Dwarf Quote #6822: My day? Well, I went insane and made a chair out of our ex-mayor's bones, lost my left leg in a Skeletal Giant Eagle attack, and now I'm building an eight hundred foot long wall to keep the carp away. How was yours?
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #202 on: April 03, 2009, 12:51:29 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: The only game that can generate fourteen pages of jokes about domestic animals, socks and ornamental fish.
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Quote from: Digital Hellhound on February 18, 2009, 10:50:43 am
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #203 on: April 03, 2009, 08:52:03 pm »
DF: Your free time has crumbled to its end.
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--There: Indicates location or state of being.
"The ale barrel is over there. There is a dwarf in it."
--Their: Indicates possession.
"Their beer has a dwarf in it. It must taste terrible.
--They're: A contraction of the words "they are".
"They're going to pull the dwarf out of the barrel."

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #204 on: April 05, 2009, 10:03:21 am »
"Nasty, brutish, and short." -Thomas Hobbes, on dwarves.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #205 on: April 11, 2009, 07:25:11 am »
Quote from: Daft on April 05, 2009, 10:03:21 am
"Nasty, brutish, and short." -Thomas Hobbes, on dwarves.

YES.

Dwarf Fortress: Where carp are more deadly than a crossbow bolt.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #206 on: April 12, 2009, 02:28:09 am »
DF: Where you can build a biiiig tower, dig the ground around it, fill it with magma, make a small bridge, build a walls around the tower and forge a ring from magma. And finally feel yourself as Sauron.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #207 on: April 12, 2009, 05:16:58 am »
yeah, but how many times do you need to do it before you get an artefact ring that meets your requirements...
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Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #208 on: April 12, 2009, 05:23:17 am »
Sauron can not be scared by time! Sauron got only 1 feeling: hate. Mwhaha!
Lulz ^^
*Listening to LotR soundtrack. "The Shadow of the Past". Ohhh yeaaa >=D*
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #209 on: April 12, 2009, 10:15:02 am »
DF: Demonstrating how OH&S only serves to prevent awesomeness
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Quote from: Slackratchet on April 17, 2009, 02:04:28 pm
'b' is different than 'x' and a Bed doesn't hold back magma as well as a Floodgate no matter how fast you type.
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