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Author Topic: What's your line?  (Read 76743 times)

Org

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #150 on: March 05, 2009, 09:26:05 pm »

DF: TO all other games: All your hopes and dreams are now crushed.
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Creamcorn

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #151 on: March 05, 2009, 10:12:11 pm »

If I ever got the last word before the fall of the fortress it would probably go something like.

"Say what does this lever do?"
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"OH NO! That carp is gulping at me menacingly, even though it cannot really threaten me from here on land!  I KNOW! I'll dodge into the water, where I'll be safe!"

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #152 on: March 06, 2009, 02:58:57 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: break a leg, slice an arm off and beat a peseant to death.
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ThtblovesDF

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #153 on: March 06, 2009, 03:23:52 pm »

DF: My Manson just told my carpeter that his seats with spikes are more comfortable then the beds the carpeter makes, resulting in my carpeter taking the manson, beating him to a bloody mess, then dragging him over the floor, leaveing a blood trail


to the mansonīs workshop, destroying it by smacking the manson against it until it broke
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and then told him how good he fells about that.
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-You think you can describe a overly complex game in once sentence? Try again.
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Electronic Phantom

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #154 on: March 06, 2009, 04:27:23 pm »

DF: Where a little water over the entire body protects from lava.

DF: Reenacting fights between legendary monk(s) and heavily armed and armored demonic hordes.

DF: Three dragons, four titans, two colossus, and a kitten all in one cage.

DF: The only game where you can sit on your rear all day(year), counting the endless hordes and come out Superman (er... superdwarf).

-(e)EP
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #155 on: March 06, 2009, 05:44:58 pm »

DF:  Your sanity has crumbled to its end.
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Pruvan

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #156 on: March 06, 2009, 05:46:18 pm »

On an unrelated note, why are we putting DF: in front of our lines anyway.

Curse you mainstream!
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #157 on: March 06, 2009, 07:19:08 pm »

Cause its a slogan, that would presumably go on the front of a non-existent box. Dwarf Fortress: Carp. Or whatever. Plus it sounds cool.
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612DwarfAvenue

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #158 on: March 07, 2009, 03:28:37 am »

Dwarffortress, Dwarf Fortress

This is a game. All craftsmenship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of awesomantine and menaces with spikes of complexitine. On it is an engraving of a Dwarf Fortress and other games. The Dwarf Fortress is striking down the other games.
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Centration. Similar to Spacestation 13, but in 3D and first-person. Sounds damn awesome.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #159 on: March 07, 2009, 05:27:16 am »

DF: So complex and awesome it will blo- YOU HAVE STRUCK ORTHOCLASE!
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"If you can't build a tower upon a sheer cliff face over which you may throw precisely one hundred and fifty-two kittens and seven stalwart dwarves to their explosive doom some fifty stories below, then brother, your game ain't much of a sandbox, is it?"

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #160 on: March 08, 2009, 04:59:35 am »

Dwarf Fortress: The only God Game that makes you believe God exists and is acutally having Fun!

Dwarf Fortress: "You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating. I don't even see the code. All I see is blonds, brunettes... and flaming skeletal elephants."
« Last Edit: March 08, 2009, 09:29:01 am by Toady Two »
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Dr. Johbson

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #161 on: March 08, 2009, 08:31:44 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Definition?-Fun! Also see; Impalement, Dragons, and/or Carp.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #162 on: March 08, 2009, 06:48:30 pm »

DF: Yanlin cancels make line: Going to get a drink.
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WE NEED A SLOGAN!

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #163 on: March 08, 2009, 06:50:44 pm »

DF: Yanlin cancels drink: Item inaccessible
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #164 on: March 09, 2009, 10:31:57 am »

DF: You can't make a fortress without breaking dwarves.
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