Can someone explain the "little piano" thing to a russian? I don't know anything related to that, except that "piano" is indicating low volume/tone.
There is a joke:
A man walks into a bar sits down, pulls out a tiny grand piano and sets it on the bar, pulls a tiny man out of his breast pocket and puts him on the bar next to it, and the little man starts playing some tunes.
The bartender comes up to him and asks him where the tiny piano and player came from. The man pulls out an antique oil lamp and tells the bartender "If you rub this lamp a genie will come out and grant you one wish"
The bartender takes the lamp, rubs it and, poof, out comes a genie. "I will grant you one wish" he says to the bartender.
"I wish for a million bucks!"
The genie nods and dissapears in a puff of smoke. The two men wait silently for a few seconds. Suddenly the sunlight grows dim and a deafening chorus of quacking comes from outside the bar. The bartender looks out and sees Ducks everywhere, trying to get into the bar.
"Goddamnit, a million BUCKS, not a million Ducks! what is wrong with that genie!" curses the bartender.
The man levels his gaze at the bartender "Do you really think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
tips for russians:
(piano is an instrument, pianos are played by pianists, and pianist sounds very similar to penis)
in the strip the insiuation is that he asked the genie for a 12 inch pianist, but the genie misheard and gave him something else, the opposite of the joke, which is why the girl is suddenly interested in spending time with him