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[Flintus10]

Holy crap my guy can't do anything 

I try and mentally summon clothes onto my body.

[WorkerDrone]

Turn 4:

Flint:

Roll: 3

You manage to conjure up some tattered clothes. But on the bright side, you now know basic conjuration. Good for you?

(Aquired Begger Attire)

(Works for simple items. Summoning daemon swarms, weapons of ultimate destruction, or even something more complicated then a screwdriver will result in chaos. Well at least until you advance your skill.)

Vlynndar*:

Roll: 2

As you charge, you attempt to grab hold of one of Neo's rocks. Instead, you fly over a larger piece of rock, and nearly land on your face. Lucky for you, Dwarfaholic happened to be under where you were flying and...

Dwarfaholic*:

Roll: 1

Power! Of Space And Time courses through you! You feel if you can keep a grasp on to it all for long enough, you'll be like a god! ULTIMATE POW-

You are slammed into the ground, releasing complete hold and all knowledge gained from the attempt, Vlynndar groaning on top of you. So much for THAT.

Neo:

Roll: 2

You fail to get a grasp on the earths energies, mostly because your mental abilities have been stretched on all the crazy shit that just happened.

(BTW, you also have basic Earth Magic after the last attempt.)

Jackrabbit:

Roll: 4

You suck the darkness out of the tunnel, the maelstorm overwhelming you and knocking you to your knees. You feel empowered.

Emperor_Jonathan:

Roll: 6

YOU ARE A BESERKER!!! SMASH! SMASH! KILL! KILL! STOMP, CHOMP, STOMP!

You run around, knocking things aside, charging down the tunnel, with cries of, "STOMP! CHOMP! STOMP!"

You are now a Beserker. You crazy bastard.

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Emperor_Jonathan comes flying back into the chamber, two long gashes on his chest. His Katana is still luckily in hand, covered in black blood.

Several 'things' stalk forth, jumping into the room, high up on to the rocky walls, and pouncing around, ambushing the group of players! And you included! Defeat them before your all picked off!

Status:

Neo:

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Naked, Wearing Dark Stone Gauntlets (-1 to all movement, +1 to all attacks), In Pillar Chamber. Basic Earth Magic.

JackRabbit:

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Wearing Black Attire, In Pillar Chamber. Darkness Magic. Novice Debater.

Vlynndar:

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Wearing Kilt, In Pillar Chamber. Minor Bruises.

Dwarfaholic:

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Wearing Begger Attire, In Pillar Chamber. Burned, Bruised. Marial Arts.

Flint:

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Wearing Begger Attire, In Pillar Chamber. Basic Conjuration Magic.

Emperor_Jonathan:

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Naked, Wielding Katana. In Pillar Chamber. Minor Bruises. Cuts. BESERKER!!!

[Vlynndar]

I stand up and grab Dwarfaholic from under me and swing him at the enemies. Maybe I'll throw him at one. Raaagh!

[Dwarfaholic]

I try to persuade them to eat their own heads!

[Vlynndar]

That would be debating level 98. Persuading enemies to eat their own heads, while flying headlong -snigger- through the air at them.

[Dwarfaholic]

That would be debating level 98. Persuading enemies to eat their own heads, while flying headlong -snigger- through the air at them.

I've had so many unlucky rolls now, my twisted sense of statistics assures me I should get a 6 now.

[Vlynndar]

The dice are special for me. 1, 2, 6, 2. Predicting the next in sequence is a 1.

[Jackrabbit]

I send a bolt of terifying darkness at one in an attempt to reduce him to a gibbering wreck

[neo1096]

Darn it!  Ok, I will improve my earth magic by conjuring a full suit of powered rock armor from the stone around me.

[WorkerDrone]

Erm...how are you going to make it powered?

...I'm sorry, but at powered, that action seems a little game breaking in the way that it would break the universe. At least if you conjure up something out of nowhere, I can blame it on magic. But that...

ITS MADNESS!

And if anyone brings up Sparta, I swear, their turn will be wreathed with ironic pain JUST FROM my fury.

[neo1096]

It's magic-powered: It gives you the strength of an earthquake, with the speed of the eruption of a stratovocano, the armor of a rock wall with the endurance of a mountain. 

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I try to summon furs and armor to fit the berserker character.

[Flintus10]

I conjure up a screwdriver ( ) to wield against the things.

[WorkerDrone]

Lol. I just realised. Emperor_Jonathan choose a bit of a class that involves Nordic stuff, like the furs and the pillaging with abaddon and all that. But he's wielding a katana.

OMG, something more powerful then Ninjas OR Pirates.

NINJA-BESERKER!

Oh and yeah, Turn 5 to come.

[Vlynndar]

NINJERKER!
Wait, that sounds wrong.

BERSINJA!