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Author Topic: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.  (Read 3041 times)

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All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« on: January 23, 2009, 12:59:40 am »
Just a thought that struck me: It would be extremelly comic if the above was in the game, for example:
"Dwarf adventurer blinks at city guard's lower body"
"It explodes in gore!"
Thought it would be kinda of overdoing unrealism :)
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 02:22:50 am »
Get ye to the modding forum.

You can make whatever crazy attacks you want. Realism is optional.
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 05:08:44 am »
"Axedwarf rapes goblin in the anus."
"It explodes in gore!"

Reference to http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Joinedspider
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 04:57:13 pm »
Whats the point of having an axe then? :)
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 05:35:47 pm »
So you can whack Elves in the anus with it?

You strike at the Elf child's anus with the Steel battle axe!

It is torn!

You punch at the Elf child's anus!

The left fist has become stuck!
« Last Edit: January 23, 2009, 05:40:43 pm by Sniper Joe »
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 05:42:39 pm »
Why would he make a distiction between globins and elves? :)
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 05:47:22 pm »
I see the globins have made another appearance...

So what are they? Globs of cat meat?
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 06:01:55 pm »
They are swamp green goblins, instead of the usual grass green coloration.
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2009, 04:26:30 pm »
I don't think I've seen ANY green goblins in DF, grassish or otherwise.

Well, once in a while, some graphics tileset will have greenish goblins in them, but those don't count.
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2009, 07:05:03 pm »
Its because ever globin or goblin carries an invisible magical light-distorssion bubble wich prevents you from seeing their true color.
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2009, 09:08:33 pm »
Quote from: manored on January 25, 2009, 07:05:03 pm
Its because ever globin or goblin carries an invisible magical light-distorssion bubble wich prevents you from seeing their true color.
O.o

It seems that that could actually be a plausible excuse for that in these forums.
That scares me.
*Twitch*
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2009, 10:18:23 pm »
Then I wont scare you further by telling you about the magical light distorssion plane wich prevent us from seeing the 3D-graphics.
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2009, 10:58:18 pm »
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2009, 04:19:47 am »
Martial Arts mod from Sean adds roundhose kicks and various funny attacks to almost every creature ("zombie elf yells like a ninja and stabs you in lowerbody with his right second finger!"). You should try it.
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Re: All sorts of attacks from all sorts of limbs.
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2009, 11:52:00 am »
Quote from: Deon on January 28, 2009, 04:19:47 am
Martial Arts mod from Sean adds roundhose kicks and various funny attacks to almost every creature ("zombie elf yells like a ninja and stabs you in lowerbody with his right second finger!"). You should try it.
As soon as I get bored enough of DF to actually search, download and try to install a mod :) (never?)
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