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[Solifuge]

Huzzah and all that! Hopefully I got things off to a good start.

[JoshuaFH]

Haha! Round 18 is done!

Yanlin:

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LASD:

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Moustache with a goatee
and black specs to match.
He's a smart man, you see
killing creatures that latch.

A crowbar and guns his backpack holds
there's plenty of ammo in his orange clothes.
And if you would like to hear the name of this man
it's no other than...

Armok:

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Zaithemaster:

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There once was a man with a crowbar
Who dreamed of finding a car
To fulfill this wish
He slashed the flying hagfish
And left his top hat all marred

Siquo:

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Boksi:

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Bob was an electric eel,
evil to the core,
would crush all beneath his heel,
hell, plus a little more!

All the while a car stands strong,
silent, does no wrong.
The mystery of the eel's might?
Mastery of flight.

Top hat and tuxedo wearing
templar saves us all,
pry bar with a point-on bearing
plasters guts on walls.

R1ck:

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Alexhans:

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A man was seen,
Trying to smash,
Something between,
A car and a garage.

He was wearing a mask,
That looked like a helmet,
And also a tux,
His bowtie was velvet.

The hammer kept banging,
Like trying to maul,
While liquid was spreading,
Along the brick wall.

It's color was red,
Like the car and the song,
I hope you have guessed,
Something here is wrong.

Kashyyk:

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Makrond:

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A purple bow-tied knight
Did find himself in a fight
With a kite that did bleed.
While a red car was speed-
Ing into a wall of brown might.

Akroma:

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Solifuge:

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Three Dwarves stood guard atop their walls,
Prepared for war, eyes wide with fear.
An errant Knight lay siege their halls,
A blood-stained kite upon his spear.

He rode a chariot wrought from steel.
What devilry! A horseless cart?
A vengeful carp was at the wheel.
They struck the wall, which cracked apart!

The wall was breached! The Dwarves did flee!
His siege was Beyond Quality.

That went better than I had ever expected it too.

Special props to Akroma and Solifuge for such great enders.

[Siquo]

Brilliant  . The poems are certainly of better quality than before (including mine).

And cmon, an electric eel? It's obviously a hagfish...

[Sean Mirrsen]

I wanna see how the comic round went.

[JoshuaFH]

Hold your horses, it's still going.

[LASD]

I thought my poem was as obvious a Gordon Freeman reference that can be. I even made it so that people's minds would fill out "Gordon Freeman" at the end. Apparently Armok isn't friendly with Mr.Freeman, but all the better as his picture is awesome! 

Great round! I loved it. Boksi and Solifuge (because of the ending) really excelled at poetry.

[Yanlin]

You should have REALLY done a "One free man" reference.

[Vlynndar]

Very nice one, once again. Though I hoped the Freeman carried on longer.

[SHAD0Wdump]

A crowbar and guns his backpack holds
there's plenty of ammo in his orange clothes.
And if you would like to hear the name of this man
it's no other than...

What backpack?

[Wooty]

A crowbar and guns his backpack holds
there's plenty of ammo in his orange clothes.
And if you would like to hear the name of this man
it's no other than...

What backpack?

He holds about 8 different guns at a time. He must have a quantum backpack somewhere. Maybe it's really small.

[Alexhans]

Akroma and Solifuge: Really guys... Great ending!

[Vlynndar]

Yea, he even fits a rocket launcher in there.

[Yanlin]

I can't believe that one didn't work as expected though.

I hope my 2nd social experiment works. Looks like it's progressing nicely.

[Vlynndar]

What rounds do you have experiments in now? I want to know if I'm in one...

[Sean Mirrsen]

I hope your experiment wasn't in the comic round, 'cause it's about to go down a whole new tangent!