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Willfor

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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #6750 on: November 14, 2009, 11:10:28 am »
I think they were getting naked not because there was an error, but because they were so overjoyed at finally reaching their destination they decided to take one last frolic in the sun before striking the earth. The bug is that they didn't put their clothes on afterward... ;D
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« Reply #6751 on: November 14, 2009, 11:30:18 am »
By far my favorite part of the updates are the "unexpected results." Like monsters pouring out non-stop from a chasm, or dwarves frolicking naked in the sunshine.

It's almost a pity we didn't get to experience some of these features ourselves before Toady caught and fixed them.
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #6752 on: November 14, 2009, 12:59:00 pm »
Something I just cooked up, inspired by this latest blog post.
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #6753 on: November 14, 2009, 01:01:11 pm »
I think i can do without dwarf penises...
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #6754 on: November 14, 2009, 01:06:03 pm »
Quote from: ctharvey on November 14, 2009, 01:01:11 pm
I think i can do without dwarf penises...
Do you mean you never let your dwarves spar?
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #6755 on: November 14, 2009, 01:27:30 pm »
Quote from: ctharvey on November 14, 2009, 01:01:11 pm
I think i can do without dwarf penises...

I wouldn't even have noticed except for this.  I was too busy being amused.  It's not a sexual context, who cares.
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #6756 on: November 14, 2009, 01:29:54 pm »
A few of them don't got some.

>_>
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #6757 on: November 14, 2009, 01:30:21 pm »
Do you remember the X-Com "dongs" update? That was great. [EDIT]I mean that it had the same type of penises.  Not sexual content, but still.[/Edit]

Also, Ladies.
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #6758 on: November 14, 2009, 01:42:08 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on November 14, 2009, 01:29:54 pm
A few of them don't got some.

>_>
Yeah, as the above user said, those are known as women...
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« Reply #6759 on: November 14, 2009, 01:43:25 pm »
Quote from: zchris13 on November 14, 2009, 01:30:21 pm
Do you remember the X-Com "dongs" update? That was great. [EDIT]I mean that it had the same type of penises.  Not sexual content, but still.[/Edit]

Also, Ladies.

The best part about the dongs update was Toady's reaction to it tbh.
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #6760 on: November 14, 2009, 01:45:37 pm »
Hooray, nudist hippie dwarves.  That's pretty much what I thought when I saw the update.

"Screw you man, we're on our own now.  Ain't no one gonna tell us what to do.  And the first thing to go is these cheap cat leather pants.  We'll just wear our beards like almighty Olon the Hairytube of Eagles intended!"
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #6761 on: November 14, 2009, 02:43:09 pm »
I'm just excited for clean barracks after sparring sessions. :3
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« Reply #6762 on: November 14, 2009, 02:49:04 pm »
Quote from: Footkerchief on November 14, 2009, 01:27:30 pm
Quote from: ctharvey on November 14, 2009, 01:01:11 pm
I think i can do without dwarf penises...

I wouldn't even have noticed except for this.  I was too busy being amused.  It's not a sexual context, who cares.

I didn't mean I was offended.... mostly just jealous of that one dwarf....
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« Reply #6763 on: November 14, 2009, 02:56:37 pm »
Ooh... Goodie! Goodie! Goodie!
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« Reply #6764 on: November 14, 2009, 03:04:43 pm »
Quote from: dapanman on November 14, 2009, 02:43:09 pm
I'm just excited for clean barracks after sparring sessions. :3

yea, that would remove a major headache, and maybe fix the bug/feature/issue (whatever you choose to call it) where dwarves keep holding stuff in their hands after a sparring session that they pulled off their opponent. Although wrestling has been changed in a major way, so it may have already been fixed.

In that case: Toady, Is the issue with wrestling that I just mentioned (the wrestled away items staying held) been fixed yet? Just out of curiosity.

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