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Roundabout Lout

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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #4185 on: August 27, 2009, 04:25:43 pm »
*Sits down for a meal of lion melted fat spatter*
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« Reply #4186 on: August 27, 2009, 04:29:33 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on August 27, 2009, 04:24:32 pm
You could sneak over to Toady's house and threaten him with a box of cookies saying "If you don't add a special attack button, Ill eat all these cookies and won't share any of them"
I should
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« Reply #4187 on: August 27, 2009, 04:46:42 pm »
I should eat a box of cookies.
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« Reply #4188 on: August 27, 2009, 04:55:53 pm »
I should sneak over Toady's house. For the thrill of it.
Wait, he may have cage traps...
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #4189 on: August 27, 2009, 05:11:39 pm »
Quote from: Dae on August 27, 2009, 04:55:53 pm
I should sneak over Toady's house. For the thrill of it.
Wait, he may have cage traps...

I smell upcoming jokes on Toady's preferred fortresshouse defense.
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Quote from: hughesdylan on December 02, 2009, 02:23:27 pm
The thing that confuses me about dorfs is this. Dorf 1 dies in an avalance or somesuch. Dorf 2 is friends with dorf 3 and dorf 1. Dorf 2 berserks because of his friends death and kills dorf 3. also a friend. W. T. F.
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #4190 on: August 27, 2009, 05:55:14 pm »
He has none. He does have scamps. A legendary cat, capable of killing by melting your fat.
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« Reply #4191 on: August 27, 2009, 05:59:48 pm »
...and ripping you in half using its nose and eyes...
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The spinning Tantrum Spiral strikes The Fortress in the meeting hall!
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The Fortress has been struck down.

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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #4192 on: August 27, 2009, 06:11:34 pm »
Aw, the groundhog was this close to becoming the next king of beasts.  :P
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« Reply #4193 on: August 27, 2009, 07:01:11 pm »
I can just imagine a groundhog staring at someone so hard it rips them in two. ;D
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #4194 on: August 27, 2009, 07:26:08 pm »
Reminds me of 8-bit theater.
"Teeth.. Like daggers... Scales... Also like daggers... Eyes... Remarkably daggerlike..."
Also, I bet the melted fat happened when the dragon breathed fire on the lion and then wrestled it to death. The melting fat was somehow not instantly fatal. Or, the fat exploded onto the dragon when it boiled!
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #4195 on: August 27, 2009, 07:34:10 pm »
Dagger eyes. That reminds of a web comic or something. I need to find that pic.
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Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« Reply #4196 on: August 27, 2009, 07:51:05 pm »
It may not be daggers, but it sure is a
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From Dr.McNinja, of course.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2009, 11:11:43 pm by ArkDelgato »
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« Reply #4197 on: August 27, 2009, 07:54:45 pm »
To tell you the truth I am slightly confused...

Is the Lion fat a glitch in how it doesn't respect layers or is it just something interesting?
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« Reply #4198 on: August 27, 2009, 07:59:20 pm »
It's just something interesting I guess, plus a glitch in grammar.
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« Reply #4199 on: August 27, 2009, 08:03:03 pm »
Quote from: ArkDelgato on August 27, 2009, 07:51:05 pm
It may not be daggers, but it sure is a
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From Dr.McNinja, of course.

Thats what it was! The lion is showing off more of the combat. I just got the picture of the lion being blasted by dragon fire and being heated up so much the fat explodes from under its skin. Who needs weight loss books when you have dragonfire fat explosions?
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