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[Rockphed]

-Food: For the most part it is already about making the highest quality food as fast as possible so much. Plus it goes on a Per-Recipe basis. To quote someone: "If we double the temperature, we can cook it in half the time".

Magma Kitchens are the only answer!  Then we can really start cooking with fire.

[umiman]

Yeeeeeaaaah... because food quality is the same regardless if you bake a cake at 200 degrees for half an hour or if you bake it at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Heck, if we turn the heat up to 9000 degrees, we could get instant cake!

[Vlynndar]

Yeeeeeaaaah... because food quality is the same regardless if you bake a cake at 200 degrees for half an hour or if you bake it at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Heck, if we turn the heat up to 9000 degrees, we could get instant cake!

Instant cake, yes. Or a very streamlined kitten processing machine.

[Tormy]

Yeeeeeaaaah... because food quality is the same regardless if you bake a cake at 200 degrees for half an hour or if you bake it at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Heck, if we turn the heat up to 9000 degrees, we could get instant cake!

Instant cake, yes. Or a very streamlined kitten processing machine.

Or a fortress in fire. 

[Neonivek]

The Spoiler will kill the joke

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Rereading what I wrote... I just want to clarify what I meant. Basically cooking was already about making as much food in as little time as possible with the highest quality possible.

That there basically was no way to make it any faster without ruining it or making it less good. Which is in essence not following the recipe which isn't making low quality food it is simply making different kind of food or simply ruining it.

[LegacyCWAL]

Instant cake, yes. Or a very streamlined kitten processing machine.

The kitten processing machine is a LIE!

[Sean Mirrsen]

On an unrelated note: How did an elephant wind up in here?

Spoiler: Latest devnote, babelized (click to show/hide)

I corrected the question of the brain. More successively in agreement with the hope, what the preoccupations that some preoccupations by the brain near the track, this whole movement that the lung and the surrounding vein interest to the relatives of the memory and with this vein of the elephant. It admits the text and the serial number of the well-balanced fight of the functions of the multiple place of the connection. A small fight and is a negotiated increase, this one is different from the repair of the calculation of the plant of the attribute of the way and he time. They can the technology would direct besides the piece, than in risoluto of the time you oxidated, (because, because he therefore withstands of the attribute), it is reduced, the end if to return since then. Is process very slow therefore if he is certain the years plus the minute that does not do, to regulate [seems something

[Alfador]

It's a serious bitch to try to outfit low-rent rooms when all your carpenters and masons are legendary.

Idea: Make your carpenters do the masonry and your masons do the carpentry.
Step B: Low Quality Items
Third Step:
Final Destination: Profit!

[Pruvan]

Idea: Make your carpenters do the masonry and your masons do the carpentry.
Step B: Low Quality Items
Third Step:
Final Destination: Profit!

What's this?!

No carpenters
No masons
Cheese Makers only
...
Final destination.

[Alfador]

Let's have a Dwarf Fortress tournament.

No temperature
No weather
No magma
No Hidden Fun Stuff
No sieges
Miners only
...I don't even need to say it, do I?

[Neonivek]

Let's have a Dwarf Fortress tournament.

No temperature
No weather
No magma
No Hidden Fun Stuff
No sieges
Miners only
...I don't even need to say it, do I?

My goodness... I can just imagine that being the Dwarf Fortress Tournament scene. Balanced to the point of total boredom.

[umiman]

That's the point of the joke.

FINAL DESTINATION!

[Qmarx]

On an unrelated note: How did an elephant wind up in here?

Spoiler: Latest devnote, babelized (click to show/hide)

I corrected the question of the brain. More successively in agreement with the hope, what the preoccupations that some preoccupations by the brain near the track, this whole movement that the lung and the surrounding vein interest to the relatives of the memory and with this vein of the elephant. It admits the text and the serial number of the well-balanced fight of the functions of the multiple place of the connection. A small fight and is a negotiated increase, this one is different from the repair of the calculation of the plant of the attribute of the way and he time. They can the technology would direct besides the piece, than in risoluto of the time you oxidated, (because, because he therefore withstands of the attribute), it is reduced, the end if to return since then. Is process very slow therefore if he is certain the years plus the minute that does not do, to regulate [seems something

Here's a travesty generated version of the last year's devnotes

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... It's like ToadyCube.

[Awayfarer]

Are teeth going to be added to all the new body bits? I searched for a while but didn't find anything relevant. I'd love to see a champion walking around with a +goblin tooth necklace+ someday. 

[Areyar]

Are teeth going to be added to all the new body bits?

I hope not!
It would be a real insult if my champion miner were bitten to death by a kobold's left foot small toe he had grabbed while wrestling.

You probably meant RAWs for 'bodybits' though.

ps WTF is that travesty above?
A parental advisory context editor plugin for webbrowsers?
Toadies reports mangled by passing it through a Kenian -> English autotranslator (and back) ?



"my teef haf teef",
 Areyar