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[AbacusWizard]

For example, will we modders be able able to create a toy music box that spews forth a modded-made nerve gas when used?

Ever read Neil Gaiman's 1602?

[James.Denholm]

For example, will we modders be able able to create a toy music box that spews forth a modded-made nerve gas when used?

Ever read Neil Gaiman's 1602?

I guess that I'm now about to.

Also, I can't help but giggle at the innocence of the community members. Using music boxes as weaponry against elves, or against enemies in adventure mode? Surely there are far better ideas, like giving them to red-headed child dwarves. Hence selectively taking out red-headed lineages.

I'm gonna love this genetics business.

[Rowanas]

You're a monster! Redheads are awesome. Down with the blondes!

[Doomshifter]

Join date is largely irrelevant. Lots of folks have him beat in that department. Footkerchief is just the resident question-answery-guy.

That was a complement. I'm just not feeling very verbose.

I'd make sweet monkey love to Footkerchief if it would let me know as much about this game as he knows.

That was also a complement.

[Mishuitzu]

purring maggots?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh3bleXWaCk

[darkflagrance]

I just realized there's nothing in the Hammerer noble raw for next version to say that they actually use hammers.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[POSITION:HAMMERER]

    [NAME:hammerer:hammerers]
    [SITE]
    [NUMBER:1]
    [RESPONSIBILITY:EXECUTIONS]
    [RESPONSIBILITY:ESCORT_TAX_COLLECTOR]
    [APPOINTED_BY:DUKE]
    [APPOINTED_BY:COUNT]
    [APPOINTED_BY:BARON]
    [SQUAD:10:royal guard:royal guards]
    [PRECEDENCE:150]
    [DO_NOT_CULL]
    [COLOR:0:0:1]
    [ACCOUNT_EXEMPT]
    [MENIAL_WORK_EXEMPTION]
    [SLEEP_PRETENSION]
    [PUNISHMENT_EXEMPTION]
    [DUTY_BOUND]
    [DEMAND_MAX:2]
    [REQUIRED_BOXES:1]
    [REQUIRED_CABINETS:1]
    [REQUIRED_RACKS:1]
    [REQUIRED_STANDS:1]
    [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
    [REQUIRED_DINING:250]

Does this mean justice will literally be in the hands of the Hammerer? Or does it mean that we, the player, can determine what weapons she uses (as she is the captain of the royal guard?)

And the burning question: will my leather-clad 'Hammeress' be allowed to use whips instead???

[Neruz]

And the burning question: will my leather-clad 'Hammeress' be allowed to use whips instead???

A squad of all-female Hammerers clad in leather skirts and whips would be hilarious.

[LordNagash]

Wow, there's a lot of coy nonsense going on in this thread.  If they're under some sort of non-disclosure they've already broken it, in a sort of 'tee hee I'm not REALLY breaking it, am I?' way.

Still, I guess that one guy who a while back was going on about 'why hasn't he fixed milking it's a 5 minute fix rarrgh gameplay issues are not fixed in favour of beard growing simulators' will be happy

[Charmander]

On the forum is an image of a dwarf and dwarves. The dwarf is questioning. The dwarves are conspiring. This relates to the great Milk Conspiracy of 2010.

Beware the purring maggots. Not all milk is enriched.

[Neruz]

On the forum is an image of a dwarf and dwarves. The dwarf is questioning. The dwarves are conspiring. This relates to the great Milk Conspiracy of 2010.

Beware the purring maggots. Not all milk is enriched.

To obfuscate the true nature of the Milkman. To protect the Milkman at all costs. To destroy all who would harm the Milkman, or threaten to reveal his secret objective.

[Darkseed]

I look forward to finding my nobles in the raws and removing the [PUNISHMENT_EXEMPTION] token and seeing how many mandates i have to violate to get them beaten

[Samoorai]

Here's a question: Since the HFS has been completely redone (at least according to the wiki), does this mean no more adamantium?

[Urist McCheeseMaker]

Here's a question: Since the HFS has been completely redone (at least according to the wiki), does this mean no more

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

adamantine?

as far as i know, you just dig down far enough and you'll find it eventually. dig down deeper and you'll find the clown car.

[Greiger]

I just realized there's nothing in the Hammerer noble raw for next version to say that they actually use hammers.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[POSITION:HAMMERER]

    [NAME:hammerer:hammerers]
    [SITE]
    [NUMBER:1]
    [RESPONSIBILITY:EXECUTIONS]
    [RESPONSIBILITY:ESCORT_TAX_COLLECTOR]
    [APPOINTED_BY:DUKE]
    [APPOINTED_BY:COUNT]
    [APPOINTED_BY:BARON]
    [SQUAD:10:royal guard:royal guards]
    [PRECEDENCE:150]
    [DO_NOT_CULL]
    [COLOR:0:0:1]
    [ACCOUNT_EXEMPT]
    [MENIAL_WORK_EXEMPTION]
    [SLEEP_PRETENSION]
    [PUNISHMENT_EXEMPTION]
    [DUTY_BOUND]
    [DEMAND_MAX:2]
    [REQUIRED_BOXES:1]
    [REQUIRED_CABINETS:1]
    [REQUIRED_RACKS:1]
    [REQUIRED_STANDS:1]
    [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
    [REQUIRED_DINING:250]

Does this mean justice will literally be in the hands of the Hammerer? Or does it mean that we, the player, can determine what weapons she uses (as she is the captain of the royal guard?)

And the burning question: will my leather-clad 'Hammeress' be allowed to use whips instead???

As much as I would love being able to designate an execution weapon. (Executioner's Swords anyone?)  I imagine [RESPONSIBILITY:EXECUTIONS] implies hammer use.

[Knight Otu]

As much as I would love being able to designate an execution weapon. (Executioner's Swords anyone?)  I imagine [RESPONSIBILITY:EXECUTIONS] implies hammer use.

Toady One has stated that the hammerer item is currently busted and doesn't make sure that hammerers do use hammers. I took that to mean that there should be a tag that tells the hammerer what to use, but it doesn't/didn't work yet.

...
And what do you mean about the Hammerer being busted? That's just a temporary thing, right?

... Yeah, hopefully the hammerer being busted is a temporary thing.  I need to get item information working so that they actually use hammers and stuff.