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[Jonathan S. Fox]

Nobody else is going to comment on how hilarious those Dragslay screenshots were? Really?

"You have brain damage!!!! 8 IQ lost!!!!!
No duh!!!! Dummy!!!!!!!!"

So, one of the things Tarn talked about in his talk at DigiPen was that the amount of abuse Dragslay would throw on you (No duh!!!! Dummy!!!!!!!!) was variable by how egregious the situation was. If you managed to behead yourself it would be particularly harsh.

Your IQ must get insanely high in Dragslay too bad that doesn't mean anything.

Apparently once your IQ was above 200 or so, you could use magic.

[Neonivek]

That is certainly a very VERY interesting mechanic Jon

[woose1]

Wait, Einstein was a magician?
Nuclear power is magical?
Radiation will give you superpowers?
*Runs off to nearest power plant*

[CobaltKobold]

Well, Newton was an Alchemist. *squint* Where are the extra smileys hiding...

[kiffer.geo]

... Not to drag the topic too far into the gutter but regarding telling male from female skeletons...
Most nonhuman mammals have a baculum or penis bone... Which may make it easier to identify the orginal sex of an undead creature... (assuming that bones magically stay with the body even if they aren't joined together by tissue and ligaments as in life) Although not much good for humans other primates and apes have them (though they're small)... Who knows what elves, goblins and kobolds have...

[woose1]

Maybe we shouldn't be asking Toady to consider penis bones when implementing advanced skeleton physics...

[Fault]

it's FOR SCIENCE

[Neonivek]

Maybe we shouldn't be asking Toady to consider penis bones when implementing advanced skeleton physics...

I give this joke/pun a 1/5

it's FOR SCIENCE

On the otherhand this gets a 3/5

[Footkerchief]

Maybe we shouldn't be asking Toady to consider penis bones when implementing advanced skeleton physics...

Maybe you should grow up.  This is why we can't have nice things like realistic anatomy.

[woose1]

I thought penis jokes were funny! D:

[Neonivek]

I thought penis jokes were funny! D:

No good jokes are funny

[woose1]

Grr, I'd like to see YOU come up with a good joke. (Besides that one you just made. That doesn't count.)

[Fault]

toady intends for this game to simulate a fantastic realit down to the quantum level.

somehwere down the line he's going to have to implement realistic sexual characteristics(in ASCII, of course!).

[woose1]

Eughch... ASCII dwarf parts...
Think of the visualizers for that sort of thing, man! *Shudders*

Mein point is that the morphology of dwarf pelvises is slightly less important than say, improved seiges. (And would involve less crappy penis jokes.)

[ToonyMan]

Toady isn't adding this stuff at all.

Only mods.  Mkay?